<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by vynsane</i>
<br />one day a sloth was just slowly walking down the street, minding his own business, just whistling "a boy named sue" to himself, when this dude just like, bumps into him while walking past: as if he didn't see him there, or they were both walking to fast for him to notice! i mean, c'mon! he's a fucking sloth!
so, anyway, the sloth wheels around, slowly, and the dude says: hey, algae breath, watch where i'm going! ha ha aha!
so the sloth, not being able to talk (not because he's a sloth, we all know sloths can talk, this one's just a mute...) just jumps like, so high in the air, and knocks the dude over, and starts to gnaw on his genetalia.
this story is so cool, i forgot to eat for the two days it took me to write this.
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This is a fine story. it's relly rad! what happened next vynsane?