Amazing but true Sloth stories

sloths are awesome. everyone knows that. and if you don't, you're an idiot because they will gnaw off your genitalia. very very slowly. and it will hurt. bad.

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Postby houi1 » Tue May 24, 2005 7:27 pm

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Postby houi1 » Tue May 24, 2005 7:29 pm

that took me 1 hour to wrigt that

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Postby mub bum » Tue May 24, 2005 7:49 pm

sloths eat cows bums half way through a shit

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Postby shitface » Tue May 24, 2005 7:55 pm

hi i'm new and those 2 new guys r gay and i'm at cobham intermediate with them next 2 me cobham is the gayest fucking school ever heres a sloth storie 4 u there was once a man called motch he was a man a sloth came up 2 him and fucked him all night long mmmmmm baby sloths goood my tv got raped by a sloth once i got decapited by a sloth once bye!
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Postby marney_tarah » Tue May 24, 2005 8:31 pm

hey new guy what hell is with u.
yes i agree sloths r taking over

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Postby Rosie » Tue May 24, 2005 10:48 pm

i know who u guys r and houi 1 u have not lost it 2 sltohs i see u bloody every day u guys mub bum = Chris, Houi1 = mitch and shitface = Cameron i know u guys and u know me sloths rock and it is the queen fanatic chris mitch and cam u do know little old rosalie collis dont u???????????

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Postby bugger123 » Tue May 24, 2005 11:17 pm

i used to be houi1 until some barsid called jamief stole my account

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Postby bugger123 » Tue May 24, 2005 11:19 pm

yes i know rosalie collis she used to like me ahhhh ihate her shes a hore

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Postby Rosie » Wed May 25, 2005 12:03 am

hi mitch how r u today??????

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Postby Rosie » Wed May 25, 2005 12:10 am

geese jamie sooooooo got ya mitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Postby Rosie » Wed May 25, 2005 12:12 am

oh well i mitch i dont care if u think im a hore u f******n dickass

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Postby madman » Wed May 25, 2005 4:09 am

u r all dead

a sloth flipped

ur head was demented

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Postby mub bum » Wed May 25, 2005 7:35 pm

i saw a sloth eat a cows butt half way through a shit

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Postby Rosie » Wed May 25, 2005 11:12 pm

Right......... u guys r really random just perfect 4 u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dunno i tlk crap oh and chris "colourful"!!!!! dont ne one els wrry if u dont get it!

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Postby marney_tarah » Thu May 26, 2005 6:25 pm

hey new guy whats with u?


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