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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by vynsane</i>
<br />one day a sloth was just slowly walking down the street, minding his own business, just whistling "a boy named sue" to himself, when this dude just like, bumps into him while walking past: as if he didn't see him there, or they were both walking to fast for him to notice! i mean, c'mon! he's a fucking sloth!
so, anyway, the sloth wheels around, slowly, and the dude says: hey, algae breath, watch where i'm going! ha ha aha!
so the sloth, not being able to talk (not because he's a sloth, we all know sloths can talk, this one's just a mute...) just jumps like, so high in the air, and knocks the dude over, and starts to gnaw on his genetalia.
the end.
this story is so cool, i forgot to eat for the two days it took me to write this.
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This is a fine story. it's relly rad! what happened next vynsane?[8]
<br />one day a sloth was just slowly walking down the street, minding his own business, just whistling "a boy named sue" to himself, when this dude just like, bumps into him while walking past: as if he didn't see him there, or they were both walking to fast for him to notice! i mean, c'mon! he's a fucking sloth!
so, anyway, the sloth wheels around, slowly, and the dude says: hey, algae breath, watch where i'm going! ha ha aha!
so the sloth, not being able to talk (not because he's a sloth, we all know sloths can talk, this one's just a mute...) just jumps like, so high in the air, and knocks the dude over, and starts to gnaw on his genetalia.
the end.
this story is so cool, i forgot to eat for the two days it took me to write this.
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This is a fine story. it's relly rad! what happened next vynsane?[8]
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hi haylesworth, the picture above next to my caption is actually of me in my sloth costume in a mock up tree i put into my living room at the last sloth party. Is that picture of you below actually you in your sloth out fit cause thats like the hottest sloth ive ever seen in my life, i especially like the "adam and the ant" style eye make up!!
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No mate - that is a picture of a real sloth - one I used to hang out with in the smoking alley by school (back in the day). Its been so long since I've seen a real life sloth now so I feel a bit out of touch with it all. After a recent nervous breakdown, I thought it was about time I got back to my roots. I don't have an actual sloth costume - I was hoping to get body painted and then perhaps get a few props in like longer arms, more fur etc... would I fit in ok at your party?? I would love to have some friends that share my interests.
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of course not, alot of the people who frequent my parties are new sloth to the sloth scene, it maybe that they've jus finished a long term relationship and they're looking to re-invent themselves or maybe a young couple who want to spice up there life by covering themsleves in fur and moving very slowly round a strangers flat, heres a few good books to take a look "sloth for beginners", "21st century sloth", "too many cooks spoil the sloth" and finally "sloths and the city" all of which are packed with handy tips on living as sloth in the modern world.
Happy slothing x
Happy slothing x
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Haylesworth</i>
<br />I was afraid this forum was set up as a joke at first.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
Actually, it was. However, the "SLOTHS!!!" section increasingly becomes more frightening and less amusing of late.
<br />I was afraid this forum was set up as a joke at first.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
Actually, it was. However, the "SLOTHS!!!" section increasingly becomes more frightening and less amusing of late.