sloths are awesome

sloths are awesome. everyone knows that. and if you don't, you're an idiot because they will gnaw off your genitalia. very very slowly. and it will hurt. bad.

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sloths are awesome

Postby vynsane » Sun Feb 27, 2005 11:37 pm

you heard me. sloths are awesome. discuss.

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Postby mabudon » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:52 am

Ahhh, glad to se you remembered to restore this most important sub-forum Big Guy

Sloths are/were pretty cool.... I used to have a book with some drawings of giant sloths and thought they would have been cool to see

Didya know they move so slowly that algae actually grows on them???

And as a funny historical note, I had a teacher in grade 10 who was a really funny dude- He was a test driver for Porsche and liked young owmen SO much that he actually got fired from a school for dating (and then actually marrying) a then 17 year old student (and she was really hot and this dude was short and kinda really goofy looking)

Anyways, the guy was a really odd dude and he ALWAYS talked about how he had the ":natural speed, grace, and agility" or a 3-toed sloth...

He even would report on Sloth sightings on TV or in the news, and would often spend several minutes musing about them....

Most students thought he was an idiot, but the guy was like Vynsane.com years before the internet...

I found it pretty funny when the whole "Sloth" thing started happening here thanks to that goofy teacher

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Postby remainsafetus » Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:43 pm

I heard a sloth was going to be the ghost-writer for The Phantom Menace. Too bad, because anything would've made it a better movie!

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Postby Grimlock » Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:10 pm

Grimlock always wonder why no giant sloth Dinobot.

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Postby slothmania » Fri May 13, 2005 3:47 pm

soths are only the most amazingly wicked animals on the face of this planet. they are so freakin awesome i cant even contemplate their awesomeness. radical-ass animals...

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Postby houi1 » Tue May 24, 2005 7:08 pm

hi

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Postby houi1 » Tue May 24, 2005 7:09 pm

sloths are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool

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Postby madman » Wed May 25, 2005 3:44 am

DUH!!!!

WHATS THE POINT OF THE WEBSITE!!

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Postby Rosie » Wed May 25, 2005 10:35 pm

God u guys r random

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Postby mustard man » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:02 pm

[}:)]SLOTHS ARE COOL!
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Wow, that was random.

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Postby Jem » Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:46 am

Sloths are so awesomemrsparkle



it wold be cool to have one[se]

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Postby pyrofreak » Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:23 pm

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Rosie</i>
<br />God u guys r random
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yes, but if we were not random, it would upset the balance between freaks and normals. the world would become a dull and dismel place without random crap to lighten the mood. people would start to hear blah blah blah, instead of well i went to work and then ate lunch...then came back here.. so you see the world needs randomness or we would be come dull and depressed and we would be hearing blah instead of "so i went to the store and saw there was some chicken on sale. so i bought one and thats how we are eating it right now.."
so you see the world needs random people to work it's ways on entertainment or other wise the world of be dull and GIMME YOUR MONEY NOW!! see? it works![:D]now go spread the word before i use alchemy to make a sandwich! and yes, i have studied alchemy and know that i can make doors into windows, and tables into chairs. MUIAHAHAHAHA FEAR THE ALL KNOWING ALCHEMIC BEING THAT IS PYROFREAK! also i'm a wiccan! =D

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Postby toad licker » Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:20 pm

sloths rock my wig off!

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Postby Antropov » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:15 am

Motherfucker has a merkin.

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Postby Jem » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:25 pm

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Grimlock</i>
<br />Grimlock always wonder why no giant sloth Dinobot.
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g[kitt]mrsparkle[ninja][arrr]ood point[cy]


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