Batsignal to Batman and Robin - Sloths are overtaking SSG

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Batsignal to Batman and Robin - Sloths are overtaking SSG

Postby Sleazer » Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:27 pm

As of the time of this posting, all attempts to commune with SSG have failed:

The connection has timed out
The server at http://www.sirstevesguide.com is taking too long to respond.
* The site could be temporarily unavailable or too busy. Try again in a few
moments.
* If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer's network
connection.
* If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure
that Firefox is permitted to access the Web.

I would like Gotham's Finest to get to the root of this problem...is the site under the attack of sluggishness, slothishness, or some other act of cyber-fucking-with?

Commissioner Gordan requests your intervention.

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Re: Batsignal to Batman and Robin - Sloths are overtaking SSG

Postby Robin » Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:42 pm

Holy three toed terror, Batman! I know that is out of our jurisdiction, but isn't there anything we can do to help?

By the way, the Bat-Computer has been acting funny since it did a sweep over that new "Lumberyard" section. There seems to be something in one of the threads that is making it overheat. Maybe I should check it out.

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Re: Batsignal to Batman and Robin - Sloths are overtaking SSG

Postby Double_G » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:20 am

peaches's ego brought down SSG.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

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Re: Batsignal to Batman and Robin - Sloths are overtaking SSG

Postby Batman » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:39 am

Thank you for the warning... citizen. My fondest hope is that the evil of... Action Online is not rearing its ugly head once again.

I would not be so quick... to blame any one wrongdoer. Especially one who has never attempted to rob a natural... history... museum. However, if Robin and I are able to stop the felon who has demolished this... SSG... then we shall do our best. This is no doubt a heinous scheme designed to distract us while the culprits break into the... Gotham National Bank.
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Re: Batsignal to Batman and Robin - Sloths are overtaking SSG

Postby Hamster Dance » Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:01 pm

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Re: Batsignal to Batman and Robin - Sloths are overtaking SSG

Postby Jargo » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:02 pm

Fuck SSG! :frus:
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
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Re: Batsignal to Batman and Robin - Sloths are overtaking SSG

Postby GNT » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:20 pm

Jargo wrote:Fuck SSG! :frus:


How true! :D

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Re: Batsignal to Batman and Robin - Sloths are overtaking SSG

Postby anarky » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:38 pm

Didn't Doomsday kill you?

Wait... does this mean Doomsday is still alive?

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!
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Re: Batsignal to Batman and Robin - Sloths are overtaking SSG

Postby Rollo Tomassi » Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:16 pm

Fuuuck. We got so many serial killers running around here at vynsane, it's hard to keep track of them all. Luckily they've only killed a bunch of them Cobham fucks. And poor BillFremore. And Eternal Padawan.
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Re: Batsignal to Batman and Robin - Sloths are overtaking SSG

Postby anarky » Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:17 pm

But you're like Eternal Padawan's ghost split into two, or something, so it's okay.
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