Sloths?

sloths are awesome. everyone knows that. and if you don't, you're an idiot because they will gnaw off your genitalia. very very slowly. and it will hurt. bad.

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Sloths?

Postby Double_G » Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:57 pm

Why bother with sloths when the cockatrice is much more of a badass?

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Postby anarky » Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:23 pm

Dude, don't even post that sort of bullshit.
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Postby Double_G » Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:31 pm

You cannot deny the cockatrice.
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Postby Ran » Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:37 pm

Where the hell did you find that thing?

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Postby vynsane » Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:04 pm

cockatrice sounds like some kind of sexual expert... "she's a real cockatrice"
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Postby Double_G » Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:45 pm

Rogue II wrote:Where the hell did you find that thing?


Well, I was actually skimming through "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire", and came across the name "cockatrice". I was curious, so I googled it, and found the picture you see there.
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Postby Ran » Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:50 pm

So is that what would happen if Foghorn Leghorn fucked a velociraptor?

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Postby Eternal Padawan » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:18 am

I prefer the pushmi-pullyu.

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Postby The Smirk » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:21 am

Y'know, sloths have an almost permanent-smirk. That's why they're a hit with the chicks.
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Re: Sloths?

Postby Bizarro The Grin » Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:21 am

yOUR DAD HAS A PERMANENT SMIRK. i SHOULD KNOW. mY DICK IN HIS ASSHOLE PUT IT THERE!!

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Re: Sloths?

Postby Ran » Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:59 pm

Has anyone see this while perusing the toy aisle?

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It looks like some sort of sloth-man in the cart.


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