THE KING OF SLOTHS!!!

sloths are awesome. everyone knows that. and if you don't, you're an idiot because they will gnaw off your genitalia. very very slowly. and it will hurt. bad.

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THE KING OF SLOTHS!!!

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BEHOLD!!

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HE IS THE CAMERAMAN DOCUMENTING MY REIGN OF PURPLETUDE!! THUS THE REEL OF FILM!!

THIS I COMMAND!!
Road construction!! Woo!!!
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

That is quite a stretch thinking a hairless mole is a sloth. But then again, you are a douchebag.
"Say Jim! WHOOOO! That is a bad outFIT! Whooo!"--Pimp, Superman The Movie
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RISING UP
BACK ON THE STREET
DID MY TIME TOOK MY CHANCES
WENT THE DISTANCE NOW I'M BACK ON MY FEET
JUST A MAN AND HIS WILL TO SURVIVE

SO MANY TIMES
IT HAPPENS TOO FAST
YOU TRADE YOUR PASSION FOR GLORY
DON'T LOSE YOUR GRIP ON THE DREAMS OF THE PAST
YOU MUST FIGHT JUST TO KEEP THEM ALIVE

IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER
IT'S THE CREAM OF THE FIGHT
RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVALS
AND THE LAST KNOWN SURVIVOR
STALKS HIS PREY IN THE NIGHT
AND HE'S WATCHING US ALL
WITH THE EYE OF THE TIGER
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD.
NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL!
NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™
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Post by Darth Vader »

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds
Still we take to the street
For the kill with the skill to survive

It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge
Of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us now in the
Eye of the tiger
:vader:I HAVE YOU NOW! :vader:
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

It's kinda comforting knowing that Vader is just a regular guy who knows the lyrics to old Survivor songs.
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Post by Snigtad Flornbi »

FUCKYU ETARNAL PADEWAN OR SHOULD I SAY DICKER!!!!! U R JELAUS, U SHOUD WARSHIP THE SLOTH U FAGGET!!!

ALL HELL PURPAINTER!!!
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

Snigtad, I happen to know that Perpantor had a meeting with your parents where they agreed to fuck you silly with only purple dildos and condoms, and then beat you senseless until your whole face was a giant purple bruise. And then fuck your bloody asshole some more. Your vaunted "Leader" sold you out to your own parents. Get on board with THAT, you raging douche'tard.
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"You're an idiot, Starscream." --Megatron,Transformers: The Movie
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Post by GNT »

egads what in the world is that? :o

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Post by Eternal Padawan »

Maybe it's a Possum?
"Say Jim! WHOOOO! That is a bad outFIT! Whooo!"--Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." --Megatron,Transformers: The Movie
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