How long to Sloths fuck for?

sloths are awesome. everyone knows that. and if you don't, you're an idiot because they will gnaw off your genitalia. very very slowly. and it will hurt. bad.

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How long to Sloths fuck for?

Postby jjreason » Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:14 pm

Anyone? I can't imagine a Sloth getting right randy about the whole thing.... first, they move slow. Second, they smell like piss. I thinking they're three pump chumps, but the pumps take about 3 minutes a piece.

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Postby Starscream » Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:57 pm

You humans ponder the stupidest things. Perhaps when you're slaving in my energon mines, you might not have so much idle time.
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Postby Bizarro The Grin » Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:54 am

i DON'T KNOW, jj, BUT i'LL TIME YOUR DADDY THE NEXT TIME i BANG HIM.

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Re: How long to Sloths fuck for?

Postby bIZZARO tHE gRIP » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:54 am

tRES HORAS Y DIEZ MINUTOS.
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Postby Negative Boy » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:05 pm

Starscream wrote:You humans ponder the stupidest things. Perhaps when you're slaving in my energon mines, you might not have so much idle time.



I came to the same conclusion, Starscream. Please do not assume all humans are similar. Some of us are God fearing American patriots who don't put up with guff from musllims, and communists, and jews. Frankly I was wondering why there should be a whole topic forum devoted to sloths, but not any other animal, like the mighty timberwolf. Or perhaps the infinitely more interesting greeling.
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Postby Eternal Padawan » Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:56 pm

I dated a girl who was so tight that it only took me three slow pumps to be finished.
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Re: How long to Sloths fuck for?

Postby Ran » Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:39 pm

I don't know how long sloths fuck for, but here is a sloth in a box from when I went to South America. He must like the box because it looks like he is smiling.
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Re: How long to Sloths fuck for?

Postby vynsane » Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:54 pm

HOLY FUCK, SLOTH-IN-A-BOX!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S THE BEST PICTURE EVAR!!!!!
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Re: How long to Sloths fuck for?

Postby Diabolical » Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:44 pm

Rogue II wrote:He must like the box because it looks like he is smiling.
...like a killer.
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Re: How long to Sloths fuck for?

Postby Zaphod » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:39 pm

i fucked a sloth one time. she was slow as shit and took forever. she was in my physics class freshman year. she wasn't really a sloth. just a dumb slow bitch.

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Re: How long to Sloths fuck for?

Postby Snigtad Flornbi » Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:18 pm

HEARS A PITCHER OF SLOTHS FUCKING!!!! AWL U FAGS R JACKEN OFF NOW!!!

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Re: How long to Sloths fuck for?

Postby Mister Roboto » Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:40 pm

The Tiger on top was yelling really derogatory things in the bottom tiger's ear.

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Re: How long to Sloths fuck for?

Postby Tom Foolery » Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:22 am

Sloths fuck until they cum, and not a moment longer.
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Re: How long to Sloths fuck for?

Postby Ran » Tue Sep 05, 2017 7:31 pm

I still don't know how long it takes sloths to fuck, but they only poop once per week. They are often killed when pooping by predators because they have to climb out of the tree to do it. On top of that, they can lose 1/3rd of their body weight in a single dump.

https://www.sciencealert.com/this-is-th ... -they-poop

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Re: How long to Sloths fuck for?

Postby jjreason » Tue Sep 05, 2017 8:10 pm

Here we are, in 2017, and I have no recollection of starting this conversation. I'm 100 percent ashamed - but I''m not 100 percent sure whether I'm ashamed for forgetting or actually starting it in the first place.
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