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Should I bother with X-Box?

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My PS2 and Gamecube have gone tits up. I should probably call Sony and send the PS2 in, but I haven't got around to doing that yet. I know Gamecubes are cheap, but we decided to get the Wii when it comes out. In the meantime, she said I could get the X-box (original, not 360) if I wanted to. A used one runs around $125 and one of the used game places has a buy 2 get one free deal on games. Is the X-box worth buying at this point?
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Post by jjreason »

Personally I'd hold off and get the PS2 fixed. The only X-Box games that are "mandatory" playing (from what I've heard - I've played them for a few minutes each) are the Halo games. Everything else has been ported. When I got my PS2 fixed I only paid shipping one-way and they covered the rest - it was about a 2 week turnaround.

Send it off and rent a 360 for 2 weeks, then you can play all the X-Box games you want and see if you like it.
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Post by Ran »

That's a good idea.

This is one of the new thin PS2s. I had the original model, but I had to send that thing in twice. After it got fixed the second time, I traded it in and bought the new version. I've tried to clean it, but it didn't work. It is so freaking dusty here.
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I personally loathe the X-Box. Everyone says to buy one for the Halo games but to me those are the most overrated pices of carp around.

Stick with the PS2 and if you can wait get a PS3.
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Nah, get a Game Cube like me. Then we can both be dumb fucking douchebags together.
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Post by Ran »

I guess half of this thread was destroyed by the Klingons.

Anyway, I bought Halo for the PC. It's ok. It is about the same as Farcry, which isn't bad.

Maybe I should have bought X-Men Legends II for the PC instead.
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dAMN, i SAW "xbOX" AND THOUGHT THIS WAS A THREAD DEVOTED TO THE JOYS OF cAPTAINsOLO1138'S ASS.

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Bizarro The Grin wrote:dAMN, i SAW "xbOX" AND THOUGHT THIS WAS A THREAD DEVOTED TO THE JOYS OF cAPTAINsOLO1138'S ASS.

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i BELIEVE WE CALLED THAT EL CANYON GRANDE PORQUE WE BOTH FIT IN THERE MUY EASILY Y ES MUCHO DEEP. cAPTAINsOLO1138 EVEN LET MI BURRO, EMELIO, IN THERE.
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

Isn't X-Box the nickname Gambit gave to Rogue's snatch?

Or Cyclops to Emma's?

Or Piotr to Kitty's?

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Post by Rouge II »

I went down on the Las Vegas Strip last night looking for an X-Box. I found a middle-aged, chain smoking lady who said she had a Triple-X Box for $50. So, I said, "Hell yeah!"

The bitch took my money, and she gave me a really mediocre lay and a bad case of crabs. But she left without giving me a video game system.

That pisses me off.
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Post by Bizarro The Grin »

tHAT WAS NO LADY, MY FRIEND. yOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNK'D BY AN UNDERCOVER FATHERFUCKING!

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Imagine Cassandra Nova's wrinkly old X-Box.... that's enough to make me want to give up pussy forever in favour of videogames.
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Thanks, jj.

That was a mental image I did not need.

I'd rather watch a triple-X rated episode of the Golden Girls than see that for one split second.
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God, thinking about the lack of elasticity in those 6 pussy lips has got me stuck with the mental image of a mess of very large popped balloons. Thanks, Chux. :oops:
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