The new Yar's Revenge (not Yars' Revenge) is apparently about a woman in a suit of armor. It kept the words "Yar" and "Qotil," and that's about it.
Why bother using the name of a 30-year-old game, even if it was the bestselling Atari 2600 game?
The new Sonic the Hedgehog will be a first-person shooter noir thriller about a 1930s detective in LA named Millard Pharlowe, looking for a mystical statue of a hedgehog, which was stolen by two gangsters known only as Knuckles and Tails.
Remakes with nothing to do with the original
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Re: Remakes with nothing to do with the original
You joke, but I would play that game if they made it.
The new PacMan game is going to be a naval warfare simulator. The 'ghosts' are defending tank battalions in one of the levels where you simulate a beachhead invasion to secure an airfield.
The new PacMan game is going to be a naval warfare simulator. The 'ghosts' are defending tank battalions in one of the levels where you simulate a beachhead invasion to secure an airfield.
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Re: Remakes with nothing to do with the original
The new Navy SEALs game will actually be about the plight of a mythical race of highly intelligent, dark blue water-mammals who are the true heirs to the throne of Atlantis.
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