I hate anything with a touch screen

uh... you need that explained to you? are you that fucking stupid? its self explanitory. explanatory, even.

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I hate anything with a touch screen

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There, I said it. I hate phones with touch screens, MP3 players with touch screens, touch screen ATMs, and am hoping the predictions of touch screen computers replacing the normal kind doesn't come true.

They don't work, they break, they get dirty, and they look like the shit they are as a result.
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Agreed 100%.
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My work laptop is a Panasonic Toughbook with a touch screen. Yes, it weighs a ton. I have mixed feelings about the touch screen.
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If only they could make a touchscreen that works with porn...
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like a screen that touches you?
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It's funny you should say that because I just saw something the other day that was pretty much interactive porn. It came with something like a Fleshlight and it moved and pulsated to the movie. Kinda creepy if you ask me.
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sounds like a wii for your dick.
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My dick took a wii a little while ago.
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oddly the penile Wii was the winner on the cracked photoshop contest this week, weird

Touch-screens also irritate me- the worst part is if you have to use one a lot (like when I was at the gas station). you get them "flat fingers" something fierce. And they suck, too
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