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Re: NES
I just discovered five things.
1) I'm not as good at Contra as I used to be, but I still kick some ass.
2) The graphics on Life Force aren't as impressive as I remember them being.
3) That Japanese Transformer Convoy game is actually harder than they say.
4) Bionic Commando is every bit as fucking awesome as I remember.
5) I. FUCKING. HATE. YOU!
1) I'm not as good at Contra as I used to be, but I still kick some ass.
2) The graphics on Life Force aren't as impressive as I remember them being.
3) That Japanese Transformer Convoy game is actually harder than they say.
4) Bionic Commando is every bit as fucking awesome as I remember.
5) I. FUCKING. HATE. YOU!
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Re: NES
In all seriousness, maybe this should be a "recommendation/rules recap" thread from here on out.
Here's ones I can remember for sure that are worth playing:
1942
Bionic Commando
Bomberman
Bubble Bobble
CastleVania
CastleVania 2: Simon's Quest
Commando
Contra
Double Dragon
Dr. Mario
Galaga
Ghostbusters
Ghosts N' Goblins
Godzilla 2 - War of the Monsters
Joust
Karate Champ
Karate Kid, The
Karnov
Kid Icarus
Kung Fu
Legend Of Kage
Legend Of Zelda
Legend Of Zelda 2: Adventure Of Link
Lifeforce
Lunar Pool
Marble Madness
Mario Brothers
Mega Man
Mega Man 2
Mega Man 3
Mega Man 4
Mega Man 5
Mega Man 6
Metal Gear
Metroid
Pinball
Rush'n Attack
Snake Rattle'n Roll
Spider-Man - Return of The Sinister 6
Super Mario Brothers
Super Mario Brothers 2
Super Mario Brothers 3
T&C Surf Design
Tag Team Wrestling
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2
Tetris
Tetris Flash
(Keep in mind some adaptations sucked ass on Nintendo, and I didn't list them. I also remember most of the non-educational Disney games being fun.)
Here's ones I can remember for sure that are worth playing:
1942
Bionic Commando
Bomberman
Bubble Bobble
CastleVania
CastleVania 2: Simon's Quest
Commando
Contra
Double Dragon
Dr. Mario
Galaga
Ghostbusters
Ghosts N' Goblins
Godzilla 2 - War of the Monsters
Joust
Karate Champ
Karate Kid, The
Karnov
Kid Icarus
Kung Fu
Legend Of Kage
Legend Of Zelda
Legend Of Zelda 2: Adventure Of Link
Lifeforce
Lunar Pool
Marble Madness
Mario Brothers
Mega Man
Mega Man 2
Mega Man 3
Mega Man 4
Mega Man 5
Mega Man 6
Metal Gear
Metroid
Pinball
Rush'n Attack
Snake Rattle'n Roll
Spider-Man - Return of The Sinister 6
Super Mario Brothers
Super Mario Brothers 2
Super Mario Brothers 3
T&C Surf Design
Tag Team Wrestling
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2
Tetris
Tetris Flash
(Keep in mind some adaptations sucked ass on Nintendo, and I didn't list them. I also remember most of the non-educational Disney games being fun.)
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Re: NES
You named most of the good ones.
Ice Hockey
Blades of Steel
Arch Rivals basketball
Baseball Simulator 1000
Commando
Rygar
Cabal
...they are missing Toobin' and the GI Joe game.
Ice Hockey
Blades of Steel
Arch Rivals basketball
Baseball Simulator 1000
Commando
Rygar
Cabal
...they are missing Toobin' and the GI Joe game.
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Re: NES
I also noticed TMNT 1, Mike Tyson's Punch Out (and Punch Out Featuring Mr Dream), and a few others not there.
Double Dragon doesn't seem to be working, which is a shame. I liked the progressive element they introduced to make up for the NES not having the processor speed or memory of the coin-op. The NES turned out to be a "funner" game despite having much weaker graphics.
Double Dragon doesn't seem to be working, which is a shame. I liked the progressive element they introduced to make up for the NES not having the processor speed or memory of the coin-op. The NES turned out to be a "funner" game despite having much weaker graphics.
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Re: NES
Double Dragon apparently does work; you just have to press "select" before enter.
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Re: NES
Top 10 Lists: The Top 10 NES Games You've (Probably) Never Played
About half of these are on the site. For some reason when I click on the games on the NES site, Firefox locks up on me. Not sure if something just isn't installed or if it is the Ad blocker. I can't get anything to work on IE either. The Java logo pops up, then just turns into an X.
About half of these are on the site. For some reason when I click on the games on the NES site, Firefox locks up on me. Not sure if something just isn't installed or if it is the Ad blocker. I can't get anything to work on IE either. The Java logo pops up, then just turns into an X.
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Re: NES
From that list I've played Monster Party and Street Fighter 2010. Don't know if I'd call them the "top 10 out of never played NES games", but they are amusing and I had fun with them. Having completed Monster Party I'd definitely recommend playing though for the awesome "WTF" ending.
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Re: NES
THEIR WERE SUM BERDS IN MY YARD, THEY BILT A NES, ME AND BONER + DELL WE ALL THROUGH ROCKS AT IT + NOCKED IT DOWN AND THE BERDS CRYED AND THEN NERBLER STEPED ON THEM! IT WAS SO FUNEY! HA HA!
NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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i'm glad this post was by you, snigtad flornbi. whenever i see a new post, i'm always afraid it's some stupid shit by that god damn unlimitedpudding. the other day, i walked outside my apartment, and the groundskeeper was mowing the lawn and unlimitedpudding kept running in front of the lawnmower and shitting on the grass. the third time it happened, the groundskeeper said, "god damn, unlimitedpudding, why the fuck do you keep shitting on the grass?" and unlimitedpudding said, "i'm not. i'm offering you my asshole for you to fuck. i've just been rammed in the ass so many times, i can't keep the shit in anymore!"
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God dammit, Zaphod. You better keep Rick Springfield away from my dog.
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stupid fuck, rick springfield is a fucking god, and the bastard does what he wants. if your dog is sick of being dressed in a tutu and assraped by you all day and desires some human companionship that just wants to duet on motherfucking "jessie's girl," let the mutt have some fun. it's always bleeding out its ass because of you, and occasionally shitting out dead gerbils.
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Speaking of bleeding out the ass, your asshole is probably stretched out from getting double teamed by Snigtad's uncle and grandfather.