Bored at work?

uh... you need that explained to you? are you that fucking stupid? its self explanitory. explanatory, even.

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Staring at your screen with absolutely Nothing to do?

KILL SOME FUCKING ZOMBIES!!
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After 20 nights, the army shows up in a helicoptor and saves you.

On the 18th night, a clown zombie comes at you.

I recommend the Barrett. BLAM! One shot takes off a zombies head.
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It is a fun game. Those army dudes are hard as fuck to kill though
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Them sonsabitches pissed me off.

Great game. A bit easy though.
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Here's another Time Waster.
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My God, I had a huge smile on my face playing that!!!! Too bad I can never let myself go there again, lest I truly get hooked on it. :oops:
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No kidding. I got to the point where it said I was on my own and I decided to bail after trying that one a few times. Could have been very addicting.
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Some of us work for a living and don't have time to fuck around on our computers.

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Says the man with tens of thousands of posts and hundreds of Deuce figures.
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I meant fuck around at work instead of working.

I do my fucking around at home.

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They monitor our internet usage at work so I'm stuck fucking around at home as well. :cry:
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Another good time waster is vNES. It has a TON of old NES games (and you don't have to have anything except Java installed to play them).
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UKWildcat wrote:No kidding. I got to the point where it said I was on my own and I decided to bail after trying that one a few times. Could have been very addicting.
Hookay. I can't get passed level 17, and am now getting concerned with how frequently I'm checking in there to try it yet again. :frus: :mrgreen:
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You think that was maddening, try Portal!
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Geoguessr.com

Plops you down in a Street Level pic from google maps and you have to figure out where in the entire fucking world you are.
My first three tries I got within 50m each time. I don't know if it's cheating or not, but I used visual cues like road signs and googled the fuck out of it and did research. Ended up in Australia, Nova Scotia, and Kronstad, South Africa.
The fourth try was literally a fucking dirt road in the middle of nowhere. No signs. No nothing. I made a fucking masterful wild guess as somewhere in Northern Nebraska and got within 100km. That's the one I'm most proud of.

If you're bored and got time to waste, it's surprisingly fun.
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