Nintendo Wii

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:34 pm

So I'm going to buy this eventually because i need my Zelda fix...

But...

I hate buying a game where everytime I say it out loud, I am hesitant because I'm not sure if I'm pronouncing it correctly. And when i do, it sounds like I'm speaking French.

Fuck you, Nintendo.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:31 am

I just buy the game were yu have to have gay sex all day with fags just liek me! I got hiest score and the game givse me names of all the poepel who will butfuk with me!!!!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:56 am

Did I miss something? When did EP become a Flantdig?

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:28 pm

Ha ha ha ha ha fagget u admet u r a GAY!!!!!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:31 am

Don't think I'm not on to you you piece of shit troll cocksucker.

If I ever get a hold of you, Snigtad, I'm going to sew your asshole shut and then feed you greasy, undercooked hamburgers until you have the worst diarreah getting backed up into your plumbing and you rot from the inside out.

Die. Die slowly and painfully, you fucking fucker. I hate you!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:51 am

But getting back to the Wii. For our Christmas gift exchange at work, since I'm the low man on the totem pole and everyone there makes ridiculous amounts of money except me, the other nine people in my office pooled together and bought me a Wii. And then my boss gave me a $125 Best Buy gift card. Holy shit, Hollywood ROCKS! At any other job, the most I've hoped for was a mass produced card with an unintelligible, insincere scrawl of a signature from an asshole inside.

And then my roommate ( yeah, that one) got me Zelda! man, she rocks! i wanna touch her inappropriately as a thank you!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:14 am

Jesus, that's amazing.

(Yes, I'm planning on prefacing every post I made today with "Jesus" - he's the reason for the season, as I was reminded in another thread.)

Post by **vynsane** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:46 pm

wow! that's a great office gift! holy crap!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:22 pm

My sister got me Marvel Ultimate Alliance for the Wii as my christmas gift from her. Too sweet! Too bad i have to wait until I fly back to CA before I rip into the goods and get my nun-chuk on!!

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:13 pm

Do you liek playin with your Wee?

Ha ha ha ha burn, got u good bich!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:44 am

Snigtad Flornbi wrote:Do you liek playin with your Wee?

Ha ha ha ha burn, got u good bich!

No, but I will when I get home. Do you like playing with your Coleco that your dumpster diving parents fished out of the local dump, you white trash asshole? Cause that's all they could afford for Christmas, having kept most of their cum gargling money to buy each other fisting dildos. You parents don't love you Snigtad. They only love your retard sister. And they love her a little too much. She's starting to get bedsores from being strapped to the bed 24/7 and getting plowed by all the other tenants in your mobile home park. Asshole.

Negative Boy · Post by **Negative Boy** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:32 am

I don't mean to break up your love spat, but isn't the Nintendo the posterchild console for mama's boys? I always get the feeling that the Playstations and X-Boxes are geared more towards young professionals who want to look cool and independent, yet playful and cutting edge to prospective young ladies they bring over to their hiply furnished apartments and condos in hopes of plying them out of their unmentionables with alcohol and sweet talk. Whereas, the Nintendo is what nine year olds beg for from their parents so they can play Pokemon and shit like that. Of course, this is Eternal Padawanker were talking about. How did your boss know that you wanted a kiddie console for Christmas? It takes a real man to walk around the office dropping hints that he wants a fucking NINTENDO under his tree. ha ha. You are such a manchild. Enjoy flinging your nunchuks around your apartment, putz!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:36 pm

Holy crap, i am getting a workout. The disc that comes with the Wii has Baseball, tennis, boxing, bowling, and golf on it. And it's like playing the real thing. I'm getting fucking tired swinging bats, tennis rackets, golf clubs, pitching bowling balls and baseballs, and throwing punches. I may work off this winter weight playing video games!!

Also Marvel Ultimate Alliance is sweet and I've barely made a dent in Zelda after four hours of play. Just the usual walking around your village finding gear and stuff. None of the other games out have really piqued my interest except that samurai game and possibly the surgeon game.

Post by **vynsane** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:39 pm

yeah, that's what i've heard - i think it's a great thing when there's so much childhood obesity around - get them off the couch and moving around!

arnaky · Post by **arnaky** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:57 pm

I got to play with a Wii last night! My wife had some kids bring their Wiis in to class last week to play after school for extra credit, and she said they were fun--"big fun" is how she put it--so we went to the store to try one out.

The control is really weird, and takes some getting used to. Seriously.

And I knew they had to keep it behind the counter at Target, but I never expected that the stockboy would keep it in his pants. Seriously, that was odd.

I've never known a videogame system that required one to rub lotion on the controller first. And the constant back-and-forth motion was a bit disconcerting.

All in all, it was a lot of fun. I'm not quite sure if I won or lost, but after about five minutes of playing, the controller shot a lot of some sort of white goo all over my face.