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DOCTER DOOM IS A BIG OLD PUSSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:38 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
<font size="4"><b><font color="yellow">THE UTHER DAY I WAS WALKIN DOWN THE STRETE AND I SAW DOCTER DOOM IN A MINI SKERT SELLING PUSSEY FOR CRACK BE CAUSE HE IS A HOOKAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOCTER DOOM SUCKS MORE THAN A VAKUM CLEANAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOMORROW IS DOPOSHE DAY AND I WILL FUKC HIS BUT LIKE HIS UNCEL ALBART SHOULD HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE WILL SEE THAT DOOSHE IS BETER THAN DOOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL HELL DOOSHE!!!!</font id="yellow"></b></font id="size4">
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:26 pm
by Slicker
You're just fuckin' asking for The Negative Zone Snigger. I hope he throws you in there and you get butt fucked for Dooshe Day.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:54 pm
by Grimlock
<font color="orange"><font size="4"><b><font face="Book Antiqua">Snigtad, me Grimlock think Doctor Doom not just send you to Negative Zone this time. You cross line not even Thundercracker have cyber-balls to cross.</font id="Book Antiqua"></b></font id="size4"></font id="orange">
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:19 am
by DR. DOOM!
<font size="3"><b><font face="Comic Sans MS">AH, MY DEAR IDIOT. DID YOU THINK I HAD ABANDONED MY CHARGE? I HAVE JUST ONCE AGAIN RIPPED THE POWER COSMIC FROM THE BEYONDER, AND NOW RETURN TO SEE YOU GALAVANTING ABOUT AS THE WITLESS MAN-CHILD YOU ARE?
YOU AMUSED ME FOR A TIME, BUT I GROW WEARY OF YOUR PRATTLING. YOUR FELLOW "HAROLDS" HAVE ABANDONED YOU. YOU ARE ALONE, WEAK, INFANTILE. YOU DO NOT EVEN MAKE A WORTHY FOE, SO OFF TO YOUR LITTLE SANDBOX IN THE NEGATIVE ZONE WITH YOU. DO NOT FORGET YOUR LITTLE PAIL AND SHOVEL. I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE TO MAKE SANDCASTLES AND THEN SHIT ON THEM. HAVE FUN.
ON SECOND THOUGHT, NO. I THINK YOU WILL JUST DIE. THAT WILL BE YOUR FINAL AMUSEMENT TO ME. YOU AGONIZING DEATH AT THE HANDS OF THE TRUE DOOM!</font id="Comic Sans MS"></b></font id="size3">
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><b><font size="6">CRA-ZAP-BADA-DOOM!</font id="size6"></b></font id="Comic Sans MS">
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:47 am
by Cobra Commander
<font face="Comic Sans MS">SSSSSSSSssssssssss
It'ssssss about time sssomeone did <i>SSSSSOMETHING</i> about thisssss ridiculoussssnessssss!!!!
This idiotic band of halfwitsss and their foolish "leader" deserve whatever punishment they receive. A pity I misssed the execution, it would have been almossst as satisfying as the time Dessstro got drunk on Crissstal and puked into his masssssk in front of the kidnapped UN leaders!
Ssssssss "All Hell" indeed SSSSSSSSSSSSsssss</font id="Comic Sans MS">
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:48 pm
by Dell Rusk
wow cobra commando you are kewl but your picture does not look like the way you look like on sigma six why is that
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:07 pm
by Cobra Commander
<font face="Comic Sans MS">SSssigma Sssssix?
SSSSSssssssssss...SSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
To be totally honessssst, no-one has ever thought to assssssskk.....
I appreciate your curiossssity, Del Russssssk, and would love to answer your quessstion, but there's ssstill a case before the courts... SSSSsssssssss......
If you ever have more quesssstions feel free to asssssk!!
SSSSSssssssssssss</font id="Comic Sans MS">
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:14 am
by kidhuman
Cobra Commander has a new butt fuck buddy.
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:57 pm
by anarky
Doom may not be a "big old pussey," but he is one shitty action figure.
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:44 pm
by kidhuman
Its like they took the Emperor and Jango Fetts arm and mixed them with a prior Doom figure.
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:45 am
by Ran
Someone should grab the maker of this figure by the neck and stick their nose in it while yelling "Bad!" The manufacturer should then be hit in the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:42 am
by Eternal Padawan
They should do a hell of a lot more than that to the Manufacturer. I don't think accusing them of Treason against the United States is out of the question. Fucking douche assholes.
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:38 pm
by anarky
They should go on Wheel the first time they unveil the new "Gorilla Buttfuck" section of the wheel.
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:52 pm
by Eternal Padawan
It looks as if the Dr. Doom figure is wearing green socks with black slippers. Obviously he's being a tyrant on Sunday morning and just came out to grab the Sunday paper.