Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?

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Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?

Poll ended at Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:04 pm

Democrats: President Barack Obama/Joe Biden
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13%
Republicans: Mitt Romney/Paul Ryan
0
No votes
Libertarians: Gary Johnson/Judge Jim Gray
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No votes
Green Party: Dr. Jill Stein/Cheri Honkala
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No votes
Peace & Freedom: Rosanne Barr/Cindy Sheehan
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No votes
I'm not from the US
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No votes
Can I vote for Bill Clinton again?
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No votes
Write in Ron Paul!
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No votes
Whichever pairing has the longest combined cock length
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No votes
Whichever candidate can talk Scarlett Johansson and Anne Hathaway to do a hardcore lesbian scene
7
88%
 
Total votes: 8

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Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?

Postby Newsbot » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:04 pm

This is the first Vynsane.com/Baconhelmet Presidential poll. I would like to know how vynsane.com members are voting. Remember, this isn't the official US election, so you can only vote once.
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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?

Postby Grover » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:28 pm

I can tell you who I Won't be voting for.

Mr. Romney, You do NOT $#%@ with the 'Street.'
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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?

Postby DeckardSmith » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:33 pm

If letting China take over means we get invaded by hotties that look like the new improved Newsbot Avatar, I'm inclined to give my vote to Mitt. He'll make it happen.

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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?

Postby Ran » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:38 pm

A long time ago, someone told me you have to vote for the person that will do the most for you. From that list, most of the candidates are the same, unless they can get Scarlett Johansson and Anne Hathaway to go full on lesbo. That one scene alone could save the economy.

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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?

Postby anarky » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:11 pm

It doesn't even need to be hardcore. Just getting them to kiss, maybe with a good titty-groping, would be enough to get someone my vote.
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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?

Postby unlimitedpudding » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:40 pm

Dam you newsbot! you left off the ShamWow carnie guy for Vice President!

anarky wrote:It doesn't even need to be hardcore. Just getting them to kiss, maybe with a good titty-groping, would be enough to get someone my vote.


good god, man, raise you standards. this is for the presidency of the united states of america! i demand tongue on clit action, some scissoring, and the use of a strap on.

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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?

Postby Tom Foolery » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:56 pm

anarky wrote:It doesn't even need to be hardcore. Just getting them to kiss, maybe with a good titty-groping, would be enough to get someone my vote.


I'm picturing ScarJo wearing a tight, white wifebeater and glistening of sweat like she just finished working out. No bottoms of any kind, but wearing tennis shoes.
Anne is wearing too much mascara, black knee high boots and that's all.
They're scissoring and their clams are making a soft puckering sound each time they pull apart. You can hardly hear it over their moans, but it's there.
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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?

Postby Seamus ODoyle » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:07 am

As an Irishman, Oi'm nae allowed t'vote in yuir elections. But'n if I did, Oi'd have to vote fer that Barry O'Bama fella. 'E's one of us, he is. A fine Irish lad to be sure.
Oi'll nae vote fer that dirty Mexican wanker.
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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?

Postby Robin » Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:58 pm

HOLY FOWL PLAY, BATMAN! Why would anyone choose to elect their government officials by the size of their roosters? This sounds like the work of The Penguin!

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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?

Postby anarky » Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:12 pm

"Putting the broad back in broadcasting," Newsbot?

Really.

Is that the kind of professional courtesy you teach your news department?

I don't know how many time I've told those boys, never call chicks broads.
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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?

Postby vynsane » Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:41 pm

there's an error with the poll options.

"Can I vote for Bill Clinton again?"

and

"Whichever pairing has the longest combined cock length"

are both just votes for Clinton.
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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?

Postby RoIIo Tomassi » Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:38 pm

Bill AND Hillary.
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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?

Postby The Grin » Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:45 pm

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With the election just days away, I'd like to remind you that I'm banging your mothers more than Romney will screw the 47% and harder than Obama can fuck the National Debt.


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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?

Postby jjreason » Sat Nov 03, 2012 8:42 am

You guys are having an election?

And where has Orbsah Stealth Ninja been? I"m sure he'd like to chime in about his morning election....
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Re: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?

Postby Orbsah Stealth Ninja » Sat Nov 03, 2012 10:12 am

Ah, jjleason-san. I knew you want to heal about erection.

The erection has been rong and hald for both candidates. Ballack Obama reads by smarr malgin in most porrs. He say Mitt Lomney wirr send Amelican jobs to Stinky-Chinky. Mitt Lomney say Obama rie about Ribia.

They both spend much time in Ohio, Corolado, and Nevada.

Maybe jjleason come visit me in Japan and we do some watel spolts then go to fancy lestaulant for robstal craws.

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