Don't Manscape...
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- Mister Roboto
- sloth
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Don't Manscape...
...with a full erection. I know it may seem like a good idea because it gives you access to more area.
But if you nick it with the blade--
Soooo much blood. So much blood.
So much blood. Oh mugs. You have NO IDEA.
Oh. Mi. Gawd.
So much bluhh--__
But if you nick it with the blade--
Soooo much blood. So much blood.
So much blood. Oh mugs. You have NO IDEA.
Oh. Mi. Gawd.
So much bluhh--__
I am the Modern Man.
- Tom Foolery
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Re: Don't Manscape...
Oh mugs?
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
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- sloth
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Re: Don't Manscape...
i hope you had a Shamwow handy.
and maybe a schticky, too to clean up any stray hairs.
and maybe a schticky, too to clean up any stray hairs.
- RoIIo Tomassi
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Re: Don't Manscape...
Roboto has pubes?
I thought he was a robot.
I thought he was a robot.
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!"
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Re: Don't Manscape...
No, he is the modern man (secret, secret, he's got a secret) with parts made in Japan.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
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Why in the fuck did no one ever tell me that Gowan used to be in Styx?
"Something inside me....."
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Re: Don't Manscape...
When I manscape I get a boner because it's like so arousing. The scritch scritch of a razor on my nuts is heavenly. Oh yes it is. Mmm mmmm mmm.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!