Don't Manscape...

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Mister Roboto
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Don't Manscape...

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...with a full erection. I know it may seem like a good idea because it gives you access to more area.
But if you nick it with the blade--

Soooo much blood. So much blood.














So much blood. Oh mugs. You have NO IDEA.


Oh. Mi. Gawd.




So much bluhh--__
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Oh mugs?

:???:
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i hope you had a Shamwow handy.

and maybe a schticky, too to clean up any stray hairs.
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Roboto has pubes?
I thought he was a robot.
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No, he is the modern man (secret, secret, he's got a secret) with parts made in Japan.
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Why in the fuck did no one ever tell me that Gowan used to be in Styx?
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When I manscape I get a boner because it's like so arousing. The scritch scritch of a razor on my nuts is heavenly. Oh yes it is. Mmm mmmm mmm. :heybaby:
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