I GNU IT!!!

[Snigtad Flornbi]

YORE PRESADENT IS GAY!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA U HAEV A GAY PRECEDENT SO U R GAY 2!!!!

HE IS NOT MY PRESADENT, I DID NOT VOTE 4 HIM SO HE IS NOT MINE. I DID NOT VOET SO I HAVE NO PRESIDIO.

HE IS GOING TO MAEK U ALL FUK HIS AS, BUTT THAT IS OKRAY I GESS U FAGS LIEK THAT GAY SHIT.

GO LICK A DENG DONG MESTERR OMAHA!!!!!!

[Jargo]

President Omaha has a mighty fine ass.

[Snigtad Flornbi]

JARGO U NO + I NO U R JOKEING BUTT U SHUD NOT JOKE A ROUND THESE FAGGS, THEAY R 2 BIZZY HAVEING DEPRIVED BUT SEKS 2 BE SUTEL + GET UR JOEK. THE LAST THANG U WON'T IS 2 MAEK THEM THANK U R GAY. IT IS NO FUN GOIN 2 SLEEPE AT NITE + WAKEING UP WITH ROLO TOMASSE FUCKIN UR BUT!

[anarky]

IT IS NO FUN GOIN 2 SLEEPE AT NITE + WAKEING UP WITH ROLO TOMASSE FUCKIN UR BUT!

Yeah, but how often does that happen? We're talking, what, twice a month, tops.

[Jargo]

I've had worse.

[The President]

I appreciate that you like my ass. It's hard maintaining a workout regimen while leading the free world, so it's nice to know somebody is noticing.

As for my recent comments about Same Sex Marriage. I just want everyone to understand I think pillow biters and muff divers should NOT be discriminated against simply on account of their rump ranging. This is America, where equality for ALL mankind is something to be cherished and fought for.

Thank you. And God Bless the United States of America.

[Jargo]

Why thank ya prezidnent omaha. Thankyaverrrmush. I'm verrglad we have the s'port of a verrrpromnent white authortah figure.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

This topic reminds me of that 1st Grade joke.

"What's a gnu?"
"Nothing. Whatsa new with you?"

[Sleazer]

I saw Gary Gnu last month at C2E2.

[Ran]

Did he say anything about a Great Space Coaster reunion? It is long overdue.