Another vynsaniac found dead!
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Another vynsaniac found dead!
Local authorities report that CyrusFan96 has been found dead in an alley, covered in various bodily fluids (most of which were not her own).
More on this breaking story as it develops!
More on this breaking story as it develops!
Putting the broad back into broadcasting.
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Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
laying in an alley covered in jizz is probably how she wanted to go
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Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
She was a Chicken? OMFG!!!!!!!
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
I, Grover, will miss her.
We had a lot in common. We both enjoyed Glee, Justin Bieber, and Hunger Games.
And we both had people shove their entire hands up our bums, and often.
Of course, for me it was a job. For her, it was a hobby.
We had a lot in common. We both enjoyed Glee, Justin Bieber, and Hunger Games.
And we both had people shove their entire hands up our bums, and often.
Of course, for me it was a job. For her, it was a hobby.
Hallooo Everybodayyyy!!!
It is I, SUPER Groverrrrrr!!!
It is I, SUPER Groverrrrrr!!!
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Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
Do we...I don't mean to belittle the tragic...loss..of whatserface.
But do we have a master list of deceased vynsaniacs?
I've sorta lost track.
But do we have a master list of deceased vynsaniacs?
I've sorta lost track.
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You really honestly think anyone gives a fuck enough about any of us to keep track of who died? Wow.
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Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
I'm bored. And curious.
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Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
How does this work? Is this a shtick? Is this like a murder mystery? Are we supposed to guess whodunit or something?
Is it Clue?
Is it Clue?
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Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
I never porked her, but I'll admit I once went over to her after she had passed out at a party and farted on her head.
I feel bad about, now that she's dead. But at the time, it was pretty funny.
I feel bad about, now that she's dead. But at the time, it was pretty funny.
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Pshyeah. BI Curious, maybe.RoIIo Tomassi wrote:I'm bored. And curious.
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GOD! That is so STUPID!! You are WRONG!!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
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Vhat? They killed that little schmützen vith the adorable little pooper? That's chäpochki!! I vīll miss her schmoygen bobbin on my kibtzel.
OYE VEY!
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Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
This is why I don't read the news anymore. It's too depressing.
Sweet berry wine!
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Re: Another vynsaniac found dead!
oh please! i'm not dead. i just heard that necrophiliacs are awesome fucks and wanted to give it a try! i even told the cop when she was filling out her report but i guess she got distracted when it started sucking her titties and forgot to write down that i was still alive, lol!
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In that case, forget what I said about the head farting thing.
In fact, I'm pretty sure it was Nate. Y'know, Silent but Deadly and all that.
In fact, I'm pretty sure it was Nate. Y'know, Silent but Deadly and all that.