Another vynsaniac found dead!

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Another vynsaniac found dead!

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Local authorities report that CyrusFan96 has been found dead in an alley, covered in various bodily fluids (most of which were not her own).

More on this breaking story as it develops!
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laying in an alley covered in jizz is probably how she wanted to go
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She was a Chicken? OMFG!!!!!!! :shock:
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I, Grover, will miss her.

We had a lot in common. We both enjoyed Glee, Justin Bieber, and Hunger Games.

And we both had people shove their entire hands up our bums, and often.
Of course, for me it was a job. For her, it was a hobby.
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Do we...I don't mean to belittle the tragic...loss..of whatserface.
But do we have a master list of deceased vynsaniacs?
I've sorta lost track.
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You really honestly think anyone gives a fuck enough about any of us to keep track of who died? Wow.
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I'm bored. And curious.
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How does this work? Is this a shtick? Is this like a murder mystery? Are we supposed to guess whodunit or something?

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I never porked her, but I'll admit I once went over to her after she had passed out at a party and farted on her head.
I feel bad about, now that she's dead. But at the time, it was pretty funny.
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RoIIo Tomassi wrote:I'm bored. And curious.
Pshyeah. BI Curious, maybe.

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Vhat? They killed that little schmützen vith the adorable little pooper? That's chäpochki!! I vīll miss her schmoygen bobbin on my kibtzel.
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This is why I don't read the news anymore. It's too depressing.
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oh please! i'm not dead. i just heard that necrophiliacs are awesome fucks and wanted to give it a try! i even told the cop when she was filling out her report but i guess she got distracted when it started sucking her titties and forgot to write down that i was still alive, lol!
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In that case, forget what I said about the head farting thing.

In fact, I'm pretty sure it was Nate. Y'know, Silent but Deadly and all that.
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