Viva La Robot Revolution!!
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- RoIIo Tomassi
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Does anyone know if Shatner is going? Or can somebody invite him? I'll PM him.
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!"
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I...haven't...been...Invited.
But I'd...LOVE..to attend. As long...as...Cyrusfan96 attends.
I've heard she...can...Pucker her ass...like a blowfish.
And I'd...LOVE...to take a Shot in her.
Errrr...at her.
But I'd...LOVE..to attend. As long...as...Cyrusfan96 attends.
I've heard she...can...Pucker her ass...like a blowfish.
And I'd...LOVE...to take a Shot in her.
Errrr...at her.
"KHAAAAAAAN!!!!"
- RoIIo Tomassi
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So we need to get Shatner invited as a guest, Miley invited as a guest, then hope Miley spreads her ass for a filthy old fat man, and then hope that Shatner can somehow prevent Watson and Siri from shagging.
That's sounds...uh..doable.
That's sounds...uh..doable.
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Mwa hah hah. Shatner didn't even say he'd do anything about Watson and Siri. He only said he wanted to attend so he could get some jailbait ass.
The party will be over by the time you get your shit together Machiavelli.
Enjoy Armageddon, nitwits.
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Eh, holmes, I willing to stop dat ese from banging dat ese chick. I tap dat white ass myself, yo. Dey gonna have Corona, holmes?
Es muy ilogico, ese!
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Every time you post, Arizona passes another discriminatory law.
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I just wanted to point out a misconception about Cyrusfan96. Apparently you think she's the actual Miley Cyrus because of her avatar. She isn't. Doesn't look anything like her.
And I wouldn't worry about her going for Shatner. You just have to worry about her being at the party. If she's there she'll spread for anybody with a hardon, the filthy little slut. Her ass eats cock like Oprah eats cake.
On a completely different note, a buddy from work, Swanson (Swenson? Jensen? What the fuck is his name? Okay he's not a buddy, he's just a guy from work that's in Accounts Receivable. Hardly know him. Anyway..) picked up Lindsay Lohan in a dive bar off of Sepulveda last week. And ended up with Hepatitis. I know she's on vyn's Pass list (you know, the list of celebrities your significant other will give you a Pass on if you get the opportunity to fuck them). So, just a warning, stay away from that shit. I know you were really looking forward to it, but HepC just ain't worth it.
Or. Go for it. Fuck do I care?
And I wouldn't worry about her going for Shatner. You just have to worry about her being at the party. If she's there she'll spread for anybody with a hardon, the filthy little slut. Her ass eats cock like Oprah eats cake.
On a completely different note, a buddy from work, Swanson (Swenson? Jensen? What the fuck is his name? Okay he's not a buddy, he's just a guy from work that's in Accounts Receivable. Hardly know him. Anyway..) picked up Lindsay Lohan in a dive bar off of Sepulveda last week. And ended up with Hepatitis. I know she's on vyn's Pass list (you know, the list of celebrities your significant other will give you a Pass on if you get the opportunity to fuck them). So, just a warning, stay away from that shit. I know you were really looking forward to it, but HepC just ain't worth it.
Or. Go for it. Fuck do I care?
GOD! That is so STUPID!! You are WRONG!!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
- RoIIo Tomassi
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Re: Viva La Robot Revolution!!
Shatner, if we can get your weenis slathered in Cyrusfan's poopjuice, will you break up the Watson/Siri rendezvous?
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RoIIo Tomassi wrote:Shatner, if we can get your weenis slathered in Cyrusfan's poopjuice, will you break up the Watson/Siri rendezvous?
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Ugh. I'm a time traveling robot, and that description even made me a little nauseas.
PS Tick tock tick tock. Heh heh.
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It sure would be fun to time travel. If I could time travel I'd go back and fuck 'Its a Wonderful Life' era Donna Reed six ways from Sunday. I bet she kicks like a wild bronco. I'd have face rugburn if you get my meaning.
Mmmmmmm. Donna Reed.
Mmmmmmm. Donna Reed.
GOD! That is so STUPID!! You are WRONG!!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
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I'm right...THERE...with you...on...Donna Reed.
Your filthy mouth is giving me a Rodney. I accept your proposal.RoIIo Tomassi wrote:Shatner, if we can get your weenis slathered in Cyrusfan's poopjuice, will you break up the Watson/Siri rendezvous?
"KHAAAAAAAN!!!!"
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Ew. Now I'm getting nauseas.
Okay. So who wants to invite Shatner to the party as their Plus One so he can get Cyrusfan96 strange and sabotage the Watson/Siri love fest?
Okay. So who wants to invite Shatner to the party as their Plus One so he can get Cyrusfan96 strange and sabotage the Watson/Siri love fest?
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!"
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ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS I DID WHEN I STARTED TIME TRAVELING WAS GO BACK A FUCK AN 18 YEAR OLD DONNA REED.
FIRST IN THE MOUTH.
AND THEN PROPERLY.
BE JEALOUS.
FIRST IN THE MOUTH.
AND THEN PROPERLY.
BE JEALOUS.
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I believe that was the plot of the third episode of The Donna Reed Show.
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Oh my. All this ribald talk is making me a tad flushed.
I'd never engage in the love that dare not speak its name, but if I did, it would've been with Donna.
Oh gracious. I'm having a hot flash!!
I'd never engage in the love that dare not speak its name, but if I did, it would've been with Donna.
Oh gracious. I'm having a hot flash!!
That's nice, dear.