vynsane.com junior intern Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A., contributes this frightening photograph of an actual store in Otter, MT. As otters are filthy, violent beasts who routinely eat babies, this reporter advises not shopping at this store, as they certainly won't have a decent return policy.
oh thats really neat looking! I was online the other night after my mom and brother were asleep and i saw some funny pictures of girls that looked like girls from my school that were getting ready to take a bath i think because they had taken their clothes off but they were kissing. it was yucky, but it made my tummy kinda feel funny and i had to go peepee. but then i saw on another place that this store is going to have all kinds of exclusivs from hasbro and i thought that looked cool!
G.I.Joe Exclusives
Mindbender 3-Pack with Dr. Mindbender, Emperor Serpentor, and Stormshadow
Death Star Playset #1 Landing Bay 327 with exclusive Darth Vader and 2 Stormtroopers
Death Star Playset #2 Hallway Battle with exclusive Obi Wan and Darth Vader figures
Death Star Playset #3 Cellblock with exclusive Imperial Officer and raging Chewbacca figures
Death Star Playset #4 Hallway Battle 2 with exclusive Han Solo and 2 Stormtroopers
All sets connect to one another to form one enormous gigantic play recreation!!
Marvel Legends Exclusives
Modern Captain America/Black Widow 2-pack
Modern Thor/Executioner 2-pack
Iron Man/Crimson Dynamo 2-Pack
Spider-Man/Prowler 2-Pack
A.I.M. Agent/Wolverine 2-Pack
That stuff sounds super exciting and you can only get it at the super awesome Otter Store! oh boy oh boy I cant wait! I hope my mom gets me all of these neat exclusives for Christmas and my brother doesnt throw me out in the snow with only my underwear on like he did last year and the year before because its cold outside. brrrr. okay i will talk to you guys later!!
Would you like a new Darth Vader sculpt? ANARKY IS A JERK! DEATH TO BEARS.
