Attention all characters

[Diabolical]

Fuck you all.
I hope you all die.
Go to Hell.
Lick my ass.
Lick your own ass.
Lick each others asses.
Die.
Die.
Die.

[Capt. Jack Sparrow]

I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hand of this weirdness.

[anarky]

Even me?

[Diabolical]

I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hand of this weirdness.

Its about time you washed your cum crusted hands.

Faggot.

[Ran]

Well you certainly are a character, anarky, especially while under the influence.

Diabolical, are you assuming that don't the Bizarro Grin and Grip don't already lick each other's butts? I'd be careful inviting them to lick yours. Is anyone else perplexed on how Bizarro Grin can lick Devestator's ass if he is Devestator's sphincter?

[Willy Wonka]

Fuck you all.
I hope you all die.
Go to Hell.
Lick my ass.
Lick your own ass.
Lick each others asses.
Die.
Die.
Die.

You're WEIRD!

[Negative Boy]

That's right! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! All you fuckers can go die! Starting with that fucker Eternal Padawan! oh, that's right. He's already dead!! But that fuckin' mountie jjreason can go fuck up a flagpole, too. And that cocktaster Dr. Doom. And all those pussies on the moderator team. Fuck off and die to the last man!! I'm totally with Diabolical!! Good for you, pappy!!

[The Grin]

Yes, these characters are annoying because I can't go meet their mothers. But I have found Diabolical's. That's one sweet piece of cherry pie.

[Ran]

Bastard! Now I got that stupid Warrant song stuck in my head.

[anarky]

In college, they did some "event" for a week. (I'm not even sure anymore what it was.) One of the "perks" was that there was a free jukebox in the cafeteria. Most of the music on it was, by then, old, though.

Somehow, it happened that it played "Cherry Pie" constantly. It was like a big running joke. As soon as a meal started, someone would rush up to it and enter that song a few dozen (or more) times, and people would keep entering it, so the queue was just "Cherry Pie" for a few hours.

It remains in my head to this day.

[Edward Scissorhands]

You are just mean.

[Diabolical]

You're WEIRD!

And you're a little too much like Michael Jackson, freakshow.

That's right! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! All you fuckers can go die! Starting with that fucker Eternal Padawan! oh, that's right. He's already dead!! But that fuckin' mountie jjreason can go fuck up a flagpole, too. And that cocktaster Dr. Doom. And all those pussies on the moderator team. Fuck off and die to the last man!! I'm totally with Diabolical!! Good for you, pappy!!

Thanks man! That means a lot coming from you. You and me are like brothers from another mother.

Yes, these characters are annoying because I can't go meet their mothers. But I have found Diabolical's. That's one sweet piece of cherry pie.

Fuck off fag.

You are just mean.

And you can't masturbate.

[Stormshadow]

It is unfortunate that a few bad apples can spoil the entire pie. I believe this whole mess began when they let ruffians like that absurd Snigtad character in here. Once you humor one buffoon, you end up humoring more than you had planned.

[Edward Scissorhands]

And you can't masturbate.

Not in the traditional sense, no. But I fucked your mom good, and the bitch had to get seven stitches in her vagina.

[calamity jane]

Never have I seen such abuse since Ms Stubbs tried to eat my pussy, damned cocksucker of a whore she was. Fuck You Diabolical, you fuckin cocksucker. You just wait until Al gets here.