So, I drove a Porsche last night!!!!

cars are like, the coolest thing besides chicks... in fact, anarky thinks they're cooler than chicks because he's got problems... discuss...

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So, I drove a Porsche last night!!!!

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Okay - so it was a Boxster, and I was nearly useless at making the transmission work.... I can now say that I have piloted a car created by one of the most prestigious manufacturers on the planet.

Yes, it was sweet. I was shaking the whole time.
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Sounds like fun JJ, didya bury the needle or just take it to McDonalds tp stock up :D ????
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Jesus man, I was so scared of breaking it I barely took it around the block. The other guy I was with WOULD NOT drive it, so it was up to me. I only got it up to about 70km/hr, but the pickup was just stupid. The herky jerky 3 point turnaround in one old-fella's driveway was the piece de resistance though - I was expecting the neighbours to start heckling me for my shitty driving, but it never came to pass. They likely thought I stole the car.
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Porsche. It's a little too small to get laid IN it, but you get laid the minute you get out of it!
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I never got laid in a Porsche. I'm going out on a limb here, but I trust you guys: contrary to popular belief I am a virgin. Unless you count three-way around-the-worlds with Uncle Roger and the mailman.
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That's funny - I'm not surprised at all. The only thing that leads me to believe you're lying is the fact that you were alluding toward some homsexual activity having happened between Snigtad Flornbi's father and yourself some time ago. Are you now refuting this Important Story?
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i HAVE NEVER DRIVEN A pORSCHE, BUT I FUCKED YOUR FATHER SILLY IN THE BACK SEAT OF A pINTO THIS MORNING.

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Post by hulkslittlegreenman »

THE HULK WILL NEVER GET LAID IN A CAR. HE IS TO BUSY SMASHING THEM. AND HE DOESN'T REALLY FIT INTO PORSCHE. HOWEVER, IF HE DROPPED HIS TORN PURPLE PANTS, AND STUCK ME IN THE WINDOW...YEAH, THAT MIGHT WORK.
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Damm, fool. If I was as big as the Hulk, I'd straddle the Porshe and tea-bag anyone in it.
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Fuck me, being teabagged by the Hulk would be a fate worse than eating out Slicker's mom - but possibly slightly less aromatic.
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Post by hulkslittlegreenman »

JJREASON IS RIGHT. I SHARE A TINY PURPLE APARTMENT WITH THE BALLS IN QUESTION, AND I CAN TELL YOU FIRST HAND THAT THOSE BOYS STINK.
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SO YOU DROVE A PORSCHE? BIG DEAL. I GANGBANGED TWO HOCKEY TEAMS THIS MORNING IN A PORSCHE, AND THAT WAS BEFORE BREAKFAST.
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

Slicker's Mom wrote:SO YOU DROVE A PORSCHE? BIG DEAL. I GANGBANGED TWO HOCKEY TEAMS THIS MORNING IN A PORSCHE, AND THAT WAS BEFORE BREAKFAST.

Didn't you have the Hockey Team for breakfast?

It was a protein shake.
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