my other car is a small penis

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my other car is a small penis

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that's the subversive campaign i want to wage against people who drive hummers and such overly-large vehicles that they couldn't possibly need. i'm thinking shirts and bumper stickers on cafepress. i wonder if they have magnetic bumper stickers...
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Sounds about right to me. At about $2.80/gal, it must cost a small fortune to drive them. There are lots of Hummers driving around here. Probably because it is important to have a vehilce that big to go to the grocery store.
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I remember this!  Thousands of bumber stickers started showing up on Hummers across the country.  Placed there by mischevious vandals.  It made the national news at one point, and was joked about by Letterman, Leno, Conan, and John Stewart.  Noone was ever caught, but it died out after about six months.
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$2.80? Fuck me, now I know why my parents moved to Vegas.

Well, that and the casinos.
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u kin take me 4 a test drive n i will give u a Hummer 2.
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The Cunt wrote:u kin take me 4 a test drive n i will give u a Hummer 2.
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I had you pegged as a little red Corvette.

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i hummmmmmm n make you have a big grin, Grin.
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