All my cars.

cars are like, the coolest thing besides chicks... in fact, anarky thinks they're cooler than chicks because he's got problems... discuss...

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DR. DOOM! wrote:RICHARDS, THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE CRAP! THE LATVERIAN HOODRATS' HONDA CIVICS LOOK BETTER THAN YOUR WHEELS. YOU NEED TO PUT SOME DUBS ON THAT SECOND ONE. BUT YOU'D STILL BE A PUNKASS BITCH.
By my calculations, Dr. Doom, you're a complete ass-munch.
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OBSERVATION: VEHICULAR INCARCERATION : MAMMALIAN LIFEFORM : HUMOROUS

RETRACTION: HUMOROUS OBSERVATION: REDESIGNATION: HOMOSEXUAL: SIMILARITY : HEATED BREAD SLICE.


FACTOID: THIS UNIT DRIVES FEMALES : COLLIQUALISM : WILD.
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD.
NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL!
NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™
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hELLO, zERO! i DON'T BELIEVE i'VE HAD THE PLEASURE OF MEETING YOUR FATHER YET. sURE, i FUCKED HIS ASSHOLE FOR WELL OVER AN HOUR, BUT BY THE TIME i ARRIVED, bIZZARO tHE gRIP HAD ALREADY TIED HIM DOWN TO THE BED AND BLINDFOLDED HIM. i DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET TO KNOW HIM, EXCEPT IN THE bIBLICAL SENSE OF THE WORD.

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Bat-Radio wrote:Come in Batman! This is Robin. Bizarro The Grin is in the "Cars" section! Possibly to violate The Goat or Zero on the hoods of their automobiles! Over!
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