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yORK pEPPERMINT pATTIE

Postby Bizarro The Grin » Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:05 pm

wHEN i BITE INTO A yORK pEPPERMINT pATTIE, i GET THE SENSATION THAT i'M FUCKING cAPTAINsOLO1138'S DAD!
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Postby bIZZARO tHE gRIP » Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:46 pm

cUANDO i BITE EN EL yORK pEPPERMENT pATTY, i GET EL ESENSASTION QUE cAPTAINsOLO1138'S PADRE ES BLOWING GENTLY EN MI ESPINCHTER AFTER UN RIM JOB MUY BUENO.
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Postby The Charo » Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:56 pm

cuchi-cuchi

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Postby The Grin » Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:30 pm

:thegrin:

When I bite into Charo's cuchi-cuchi, it tastes sort of like a York peppermint patty.

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Postby Slimmie » Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:45 pm

The Grin wrote::thegrin:

When I bite into Charo's cuchi-cuchi, it tastes sort of like a York peppermint patty.

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No, I think that is probably Ben-Gay.
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Postby Eternal Padawan » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:35 pm

Slimmie wrote:
The Grin wrote::thegrin:

When I bite into Charo's cuchi-cuchi, it tastes sort of like a York peppermint patty.

:thegrin:

No, I think that is probably Ben-Gay.




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Postby The Grip » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:44 pm

Eternal Padawan wrote:He's been gay for quite awhile.


Ho ho ho ho, Zee Green he is not a man to plow zee forbiddahn fields of zee homosexualitah. Ah can assure vous of zees, undt your mothair she veel ahttaist to eet as vell.

Zee closahst Senor Zee Green has come vas last Frahdah. Zee Grin undt Ah ve vere, how you say? Doubail-teaming your mothair--Zee Grin een zee front, undt Ah een zee back. Zee Green, he vas thrustaing so hard he almost lost his balahnce, undt he grabbed mah naked derriere so he could rahmain standeeng undt continue focking your mothair.
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Postby Snigtad Flornbi » Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:47 pm

Ur al gay.
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Postby Eternal Padawan » Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:08 pm

Snigtad Flornbi wrote:Ur al gay.


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Re: yORK pEPPERMINT pATTIE

Postby Ro11o Tomassi » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:44 pm

These commercials never made any sense to me. Why would a stupid candy bar remind people of all this crazy stuff?
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Re: yORK pEPPERMINT pATTIE

Postby Rollo Tornassi » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:25 pm

Or that little girl from the Almonds cartoon in the Sunday paper.
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Re: yORK pEPPERMINT pATTIE

Postby R0ll0 T0massi » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:27 pm

Morons.
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Re: yORK pEPPERMINT pATTIE

Postby anarky » Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:13 pm

On the subject of York Peppermint Patties, I'm sure you've all seen the commercial with the cute girl eating one, and it gives her goosebumps.

I notice it doesn't show her shirt, because the sensation of biting into a York Peppermint Patty gave her THO's.
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