KFC biscuits... the new ambrosia?

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KFC biscuits... the new ambrosia?

Postby Jedi Knightrider 3000 » Mon Sep 09, 2002 10:20 am

i am beginning to think that the biscuits that KFC makes are the new food of the gods... anyone else?

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Postby Eternal Padawan » Tue Sep 10, 2002 12:51 am

There pretty good going down the ol' gullet. But then they just kind of sit there in your tummy and refuse to digest or anything. So you walk around for the next 7-10 days with this odd lump of dough in your stomach and the stomach is lookin' at the digestive juices goin' "What the hell guys? Get to it!" and the juices just kind of shrug and say "What the hell! We tried everything. It refuses to be broken down..."


But it's not as bad as the vicious grease farts that come with the chicken itself. I drop those in bed at night and the better half kicks me HARD because they just lie under the covers and fester until she gets up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom or whatever and she moves the covers and releases this green cloud of death that gags small animals and the elderly.

KFC reminds me of a short thing from Bruce Cambell's book when he was in NZ working on Hercules and a local asked him if they had KFC in America and he had to tell them "Ummm, yeah guys... K is for KENTUCKY!"

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Postby kidhuman » Mon Aug 25, 2003 10:17 am

All to true about KFC. Good food, lies in the gut for days. Those biscuits are too binding toones bowels. Stay away from me when it breaks loose.

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Postby Eternal Padawan » Mon Aug 25, 2003 6:12 pm

When I was little, I got a splinter of chicken bone jammed into the rear of my throat. Scared me away from chicken for the longest time, and chicken on a bone for even longer. I still prefer boneless chicken products (patties, etc) and when I do eat regular bucket chicken, I gingerly check that thing over and delicately chew it. Nigh over twenty years ago and I can still feel the excruciating pain of a chicken shiv in my neck.

But them biscuits are still nummy in my tummy!!

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Postby vynsane » Mon Aug 25, 2003 6:15 pm

holy crap, that sucks... wow... i couldn't imagine what that felt like.

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Postby Eternal Padawan » Mon Aug 25, 2003 7:43 pm

I'm probably making out to sound worse than it really was. It was probably a toothpick sized bone. But when you're seven years old...

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Postby chinky chink » Sun Jan 25, 2004 10:39 pm

mmmmmmm chicken!!

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Postby chinky chink » Sun Jan 25, 2004 10:39 pm

biscuits.......mashed potatossss...gravyyyyyyyyyyy
.......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Postby Negative Boy » Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:05 pm

chinky chink wrote:mmmmmmm chicken!!




This is the kind of intelligent, informed responses I expect from you tortoisebutts. Someone is dumb enough to post a topic in a Food Forum ( because they clearly don't understand that it is a parody of a forum topic and not meant to be posted in). Then somebody else, equally as dumb, posts a response and maybe dabble in a little dissenting opinion, as if the merits of fast food chicken by products merited an intelligent conversation. Finally, you get chimptummies like this bozo, who don't even have anything qualifying to say one way or another. I impeach to discover what goes through your tiny infested brains. Then I laugh at you for being so stupid.
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Postby Sambo » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:32 am

I ain't sho' if I's suppused to be discouraged from eatin at KFC, but I sho' wouldn't mind drivin' by one if deys naked white women outside! And If I had a car to drive...

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Re: KFC biscuits... the new ambrosia?

Postby Senor JabbaJohnL » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:54 pm

1. Biscuits are awesome. My school occasionally has some that are very much like KFC's but colder . . . still, they're fuckin' insanely good.
2. God help me, I miss Sambo. :lol:
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Re: KFC biscuits... the new ambrosia?

Postby Double_G » Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:14 pm

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:2. God help me, I miss Sambo. :lol:


Me too. Why the fuck did he get banned? Zod booted him before I got the chance to show him this:

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