awwww, man, food is awesome...but pooping it out is alot better

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Postby anarky » Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:41 pm

It's like if you could make pussy into a fruit. Not that it tastes like pussy, just that it's as good as pussy. They called it jackfruit because the first guy to eat some thought Mila Kunis was jacking him off.
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Re: Jackfruit

Postby Tom Foolery » Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:13 am

I'd let Mila Kunis jack me off with her bung.
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