Jackfruit

awwww, man, food is awesome...but pooping it out is alot better

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anarky
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Jackfruit

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It's like if you could make pussy into a fruit. Not that it tastes like pussy, just that it's as good as pussy. They called it jackfruit because the first guy to eat some thought Mila Kunis was jacking him off.
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I'd let Mila Kunis jack me off with her bung.
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