Five Guys - eat there you fucking losers

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Five Guys - eat there you fucking losers

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Do it.
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There've been a lot of them popping up around here, and they come highly recommended. After Easter, I'll make sure to give them a shot.
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They opened a bunch of them here. They give you a ridiculous amount of fries. My wife and kids went last weekend and one regular order of fries was enough for all of us.

I still like Smash Burger slightly better.
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Smash Burger was worth the trip.

Any burger joint where I order a burger with loads of spicy toppings and it actually has some heat to it gets bonus points in my book. Not that Smash Burger needed the bonus points, though.
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I'd try them but it's an awful long swim to get there.
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Jargo wrote:I'd try them but it's an awful long swim to get there.
i know you don't have a weight problem, but for most people they would need that swim to burn off all the calories anyway...
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I'd mail one to Jargo, but there are two problems. The first is that it would be cold by the time it got to him. The second is that the bag would soak up the grease and fall apart before it even crossed the Atlantic.
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That video is hilarious. :lol:
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I want that guy as my best man! :lol:
Or maybe just DJ. Something. Whatever. As long as he gives a toast. 8)
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That video has now been "songified" - link at the bottom of this page - get it quick before it's taken down. Tears still rolling down my face. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Dayum! Dayum!DAYUM!!
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Awesome.

We got a new boss in our office. He's kind of a big guy. A few of us went to Five Guys with him last week and he loved it. After we got back, I sent him that review.
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I keep watching it, and I keep laughing my ass off.

Damn.

Damn.

DAAAYUUMN!!!

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"If"?!

That ship has sailed, Sport.
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