Frank's Red Hot

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Frank's Red Hot

Postby Zaphod » Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:57 pm

i put that shit on everything.

the next morning, my shit burns like everything.

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Re: Frank's Red Hot

Postby Rollo Tomassi » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:17 pm

I heard that you had poured a little into Mrs. Cester A Aurthur's vagina to spice up your sex life and the results weren't pretty.
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Re: Frank's Red Hot

Postby anarky » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:49 pm

The burn of Frank's coming out is so worth the awesomeness of Frank's going in.
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Re: Frank's Red Hot

Postby anarky » Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:48 am

Though, truth be told, I find that I usually prefer Texas Pete.

Then again, I consider myself in dire straits if I don't have a decent supply of Texas Pete, Frank's, Sriracha, Tapatio, chipotle Tabasco, and something with habanero.
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Re: Frank's Red Hot

Postby Rollo Tomassi » Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:29 am

Much like bootscooting, a Texas Pete is now a sex term. I just decided. Again, the definition is up to someone else.
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Re: Frank's Red Hot

Postby anarky » Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:43 am

It is a term for something so awesome, it cannot be put into words, but only experienced in the heat of the moment. A little sweet, a little hot, a little salty, and very, very wet.

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