A few weeks ago, our food processor broke. We're not sure why.
And, now, the blender fell in the sink and, despite having a glass jar half an inch thick, it broke, too.
I'm going to either have to track down parts for or replace both fucking devices. Son of a bitch.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!