Bacon Explosion

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Bacon Explosion

Postby kidhuman » Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:18 am

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Re: Bacon Explosion

Postby Jargo » Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:31 am

wouldn't it just be easier to spit roast a whole pig over a charcoal fire. pretty much get the same effect essentially this recipe is rebuilding the pig. makes no sense.
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Re: Bacon Explosion

Postby unlimitedpudding » Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:44 pm

When they roast the whole pig, why does it always look like they killed it when it was trying to eat an apple?

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Re: Bacon Explosion

Postby Senor JabbaJohnL » Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:56 pm

Thank you, Jim Gaffigan.
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Re: Bacon Explosion

Postby unlimitedpudding » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:56 am

Hey buddy, I didn't call you out when you stole my ShamWow guy thing.

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Re: Bacon Explosion

Postby Senor JabbaJohnL » Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:05 pm

Well, I believe you did introduce me to the man, so I'll be sure to give you a cut of the residuals.
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Re: Bacon Explosion

Postby The Phantom ManAss » Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:54 pm

This Bacon Explosion caused a series of secondary explosions in the Heiny sector of the Mypants galaxy.
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Re: Bacon Explosion

Postby Turdeto » Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:16 pm

What is thy shitting, my master?

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Re: Bacon Explosion

Postby Tom Foolery » Sat Aug 03, 2013 11:18 pm

For a website called baconhelmet and supposedly devoted to bacon, it's strange there is only one topic in the entire forum discussing bacon.


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Re: Bacon Explosion

Postby Jargo » Sat Apr 11, 2015 12:32 am

In the 18th century bacon-faced meant someone with a fat or big round face. Saving one's bacon was slang used of a thief who had escaped with his loot. I'm pretty sure I've seen other references to bacon but I'll have to dig for those in my various slang dictionaries.
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