Bacon Explosion

awwww, man, food is awesome...but pooping it out is alot better

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wouldn't it just be easier to spit roast a whole pig over a charcoal fire. pretty much get the same effect essentially this recipe is rebuilding the pig. makes no sense.
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When they roast the whole pig, why does it always look like they killed it when it was trying to eat an apple?
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Thank you, Jim Gaffigan.
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Hey buddy, I didn't call you out when you stole my ShamWow guy thing.
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Well, I believe you did introduce me to the man, so I'll be sure to give you a cut of the residuals.
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This Bacon Explosion caused a series of secondary explosions in the Heiny sector of the Mypants galaxy.
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For a website called baconhelmet and supposedly devoted to bacon, it's strange there is only one topic in the entire forum discussing bacon.


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In the 18th century bacon-faced meant someone with a fat or big round face. Saving one's bacon was slang used of a thief who had escaped with his loot. I'm pretty sure I've seen other references to bacon but I'll have to dig for those in my various slang dictionaries.
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