a dick in my cereal

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a dick in my cereal

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i hate it when i pour a bowl of corn flakes and put milk on them and sit down to eat, and there's a big, erect dick poking out of the bowl. god dammit. now i have to call kelloggs and tell them this shit happened again.
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Well, it kinda makes sense. I mean, there is a picture of a cock on the Corn Flakes box.
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What the fuck? Are you eating breakfast at a gay bar?
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you obviously do not eat corn flakes. too much of your own dick in your diet?
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Thank you for editing my post, fucker. :lol:
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ARE YOU SURE IT WAS THE CORNFLAKES AND NOT THE MANUFACTURER OF THE BOWL?
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Re: a dick in my cereal

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was it a french penis?
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It was probably Doctor Douche's. He killed Snarf and then put his wiener in your cereal. Did we ever figure out where he was?

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Zaphod wrote:i hate it when i pour a bowl of corn flakes and put milk on them and sit down to eat, and there's a big, erect dick poking out of the bowl. god dammit. now i have to call kelloggs and tell them this shit happened again.
If you had TOAST for breakfast, you wouldn't have had this problem.
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unlimitedpudding wrote:If you had TOAST for breakfast, you wouldn't have had this problem.
He'd have had a totally different kind of jelly on his toast.
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Re: a dick in my cereal

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i found out it was ed mcmahon's. god damn ed mcmahon!
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I PUT MY DICK IN MY MOMS SERIAL 1 TIEM, SHE SUCKED ME OFF ALL THE WAY AND TOOK OFF HER PANTYES TO SIT ON HER BOWL BE FOUR SHE SAW IT WAS ME, SHE SAYED DAM IT ROBIN GO 2 UR ROOM!
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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Re: a dick in my cereal

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Snigtad Flornbi wrote:I PUT MY DICK IN MY MOMS SERIAL 1 TIEM, SHE SUCKED ME OFF ALL THE WAY AND TOOK OFF HER PANTYES TO SIT ON HER BOWL BE FOUR SHE SAW IT WAS ME, SHE SAYED DAM IT ROBIN GO 2 UR ROOM!
You might have just outdone yourself . . .
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You'll never believe this, guys, but I went to pour myself a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios this morning, and, swear to God, Ed McMahon's dick came out of the box.
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Ok, I'll ask....How did you figure out it was Ed McMahnon's?
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