Best fast food burgers

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Re: Best fast food burgers

Postby anarky » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:43 am

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Re: Best fast food burgers

Postby kidhuman » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:29 am

Thats when the Hulk grabbed him by has dick and stretched it out and fed it to him. since ten he has been a self pleaser
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Re: Best fast food burgers

Postby anarky » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:32 am

But it's never been the same, since he hasn't had the flavor of Hulk's shit on his cock since that day. He misses the nutty aftertaste, which is why he's so bitter.
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Re: Best fast food burgers

Postby kidhuman » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:39 am

anarky wrote:But it's never been the same, since he hasn't had the flavor of Hulk's shit on his cock since that day. He misses the nutty aftertaste, which is why he's so bitter.



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Re: Best fast food burgers

Postby UKWildcat » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:39 am

Well that certainly explains it. :shock:
"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."

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Re: Best fast food burgers

Postby Senor JabbaJohnL » Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:50 pm

Well, that's one way of looking at it. Or you could check the BM thread for the real story, which might actually be nastier.
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Re: Best fast food burgers

Postby Ran » Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:42 pm

Wendy's Baconator isn't too shabby.

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Re: Best fast food burgers

Postby anarky » Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:44 pm

It's not exactly fast food, but Cheeburger Cheeburger (I think it's a national chain) has the best chain burger I have ever eaten. I was sceptical at first, since they're not cheap, but you get unlimited toppings from this massive list. One third pound of grilled cow on a fresh bun, with salsa, jalapenos, black olives, cheddar jack, red peppers, red onions, tomato, lettuce, and hot sauce... it was like my mouth had an orgasm.

And I don't mean that in the way JJL is thinking of mouth orgasms.
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Re: Best fast food burgers

Postby UKWildcat » Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:31 pm

Cheeburger Cheeburger is the shit. There is one up the road from me and it rocks. I've never tried the One Pounder, but I have had The Serious... With some Frings. :yeaha:
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