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Chuck E Cheese?

Postby Double_Gs Mom » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:35 pm

Any of y'all know what's good on the menu at Chuck E Cheese? I ain't much for pizza, now, but I'm gonna surprise my boy by taking him there tonight and letting him play on the vidjagames. I think he gonna like it.

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Moms allegedly brawl at Chuck E. Cheese

Postby Newsbot » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:43 pm

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A child's birthday party at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant was cut short after a fight broke out between two mothers. Police said the mom of the birthday boy apparently became enraged because the other woman's son was "hogging" an arcade game.

Police Officier Koharski said Mabel "Madea" Simmons, a.k.a. Double_G's Mom at Vynane.com, and Clarabelle Flornbi, 33, would be summoned into court to answer charges of simple assault and battery stemming from the scuffle.

Thompson told the MetroWest Daily News that police received a number of 911 calls about the fight Saturday night.

He said what started as a birthday celebration turned into a "birthday melee."
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Re: Chuck E Cheese?

Postby Rollo Tomassi » Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:06 pm

Newsbot, Newsbot, Newsbot....you are slipping. There was no mention of the by-stander who was quoted as saying "There's nothin' funnier than watchin' two fat chicks scrappin' !!!"? What's up with you?
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Re: Chuck E Cheese?

Postby anarky » Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:08 pm

What's vynane.com?

And why are there suddenly so many stories about idiots named Flornbi? Is the Flantdig clan taking the week off?
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Re: Chuck E Cheese?

Postby vynsane » Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:33 pm

it's not vynane.com, it's vynsyn.com. get it right, newsbot!
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Re: Chuck E Cheese?

Postby Newsbot » Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:53 pm

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ALL OF YOU PISS OFF!  I'M HAVING A BAD DAY AND IT IS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH! 

Now...

To correct the previous story:

A child's birthday party at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant was cut short after a fight broke out between two mothers. Police said the mom of the birthday boy apparently became enraged because the other woman's son was "hogging" an arcade game.

Police Officier Koharski said Mabel "Madea" Simmons, a.k.a. Double_G's Mom at Vynsane.com, and Clarabelle Flantig, would be summoned into court to answer charges of simple assault and battery stemming from the scuffle.

Koharski told the Vynsane.com Daily News that police received a number of 911 calls about the fight Saturday night.  One witness was quoted as saying "HOT DAMN!  There's nothin' funnier than watchin' two fat chicks scrappin'!!!  Giggity giggity."

He said what started as a birthday celebration turned into a "birthday melee."  On a side note, Double_G sucks at Wack-a-Mole and barely had enough tickets to get some official Chuck E. Cheese temporary tattoos.
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Re: Chuck E Cheese?

Postby Double_G » Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:33 pm

Double_Gs Mom wrote:Any of y'all know what's good on the menu at Chuck E Cheese? I ain't much for pizza, now, but I'm gonna surprise my boy by taking him there tonight and letting him play on the vidjagames. I think he gonna like it.

You're the best mom ever, no matter how many court summons you got for fighting.

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