Cracker Barrel

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Cracker Barrel

Postby kidhuman » Tue May 01, 2007 9:12 pm

Is there any better really? Fuckin good food. I wanted to eat the damn menu it was so full of good shit. I had pot roast that was slow roasted for 14 hrs(according to the menu) and yes, the shit broke when the fork touched it and it melted in my fuckin mouth. I had the only chow down session.
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Postby anarky » Tue May 01, 2007 11:15 pm

Dude, I wish they had those on this side of the country. Cracker Barrel, Ruby Tuesday's, and Macado's. I would never eat at home again.
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Postby vynsane » Wed May 02, 2007 5:54 am

you can only eat so much of it, though... it's heavy stuff... like the chicken'n'dumplins... man, that just causes a big ole lump in your stomach.
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Postby Eternal Padawan » Wed May 02, 2007 11:03 am

vynsane wrote:you can only eat so much of it, though... it's heavy stuff... like the chicken'n'dumplins... man, that just causes a big ole lump in your stomach.



That's the first thing I thought of. It's pants unbuttoning time after the Cracker Barrel. Euugh.
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Postby kidhuman » Thu May 03, 2007 5:41 am

anarky wrote:Dude, I wish they had those on this side of the country. Cracker Barrel, Ruby Tuesday's, and Macado's. I would never eat at home again.


Dude, I can mail you some of it if ya want, or you can just come and visit.

vynsane wrote:you can only eat so much of it, though... it's heavy stuff... like the chicken'n'dumplins... man, that just causes a big ole lump in your stomach.


I had that and it ws damn good. Heavy yeah, but I could eat a ton of it. Yummy

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That's the first thing I thought of. It's pants unbuttoning time after the Cracker Barrel. Euugh.


Not really, just buy a pair of jeans 2 sizes too big.
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Postby Antropov » Thu May 10, 2007 11:40 am

I love Cracker Barrel. Their breakfast ham and potato casserole is second to none!
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Postby Ran » Thu May 10, 2007 12:01 pm

I guess I'm missing out. I've only had breakfast there a couple times while visiting my in-laws in Phoenix. There aren't any Cracker Barrel's in Nevada.

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Postby The Grin » Sun May 13, 2007 9:50 am

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I've never been to the Cracker Barrel, but one time, I bent your mother over on top of a barrel full of crackers and did her from behind.

TGIFridays has some pretty tasty appetizers.

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Postby Sambo » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:40 pm

Hee hee hee! You said Cracker!!! Dat sho is some funny stuff comin out of yo white mouf! Dat sho make me laugh!! I be goin to de Cracker Barrel tonight fo sho! Yassah! Gonna get me some pancakes wit' de butter!!
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Postby Eternal Padawan » Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:58 pm

I was just thinking how I wanted to go down to the Honky Barrel for dinner.

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Postby Double_G » Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:07 pm

Sambo wrote:Hee hee hee! You said Cracker!!! Dat sho is some funny stuff comin out of yo white mouf! Dat sho make me laugh!! I be goin to de Cracker Barrel tonight fo sho! Yassah! Gonna get me some pancakes wit' de butter!!


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Re: Cracker Barrel

Postby anarky » Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:52 am

Ruby Tuesday opened up here finally. They apparently "fancied it up" between the time I moved west and the chain came out here. It sucked. And it didn't last long. A restaurant in the parking lot of a busy office complex, in the middle of a heavy shopping district, across the street from the only Costco and Sam's in the area, and it lasted a few months. Pathetic.
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Re: Cracker Barrel

Postby Antropov » Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:02 am

Ruby Tueday is the place we go to only when we're sick of going to other places (Applebees, Chilis, etc.). Their food is nothing special -certainly no different from the aforementioned chain restaurants- and the one closest to us is about 45 minutes away.
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Re: Cracker Barrel

Postby Diabolical » Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:38 pm

Most restaurants lose their appeal when you can't eat 90% or more of the menu.
The food itself sounds amazing, but actually going not so much.

I was pleasantly surprised that Olive Garden had a gluten free menu. It was a small one, but they had a few good choices on it.
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Re: Cracker Barrel

Postby vynsane » Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:03 am

Diabolical wrote:Most restaurants lose their appeal when you can't eat 90% or more of the menu.


tell me about it... we're not fully gluten-free, but we've cut out all processed grains. you really can't eat anywhere but home when you do that.
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