KTC Bowls
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KTC Bowls
So I'm out on shore leave, wandering through Osaka, looking for something yummy to put in my mouth (other than geisha poon). I'm really hoping to find a KFC bowl, because I need some of their KFC Bowl goodness.
And there it is in front of me: KTC (Kamakura Tempura Chicken)! I run in to order me a bowl, without even looking at the menu to see what's in it.
Yuck! It's deep-fried chicken covered in jasmine rice, seaweed, some raw fish, and what looks like a frog testicle. I end up eating it, because I can't let it go to waste. But, damn, is it ever the nastiest thing I ate in my life!
And there it is in front of me: KTC (Kamakura Tempura Chicken)! I run in to order me a bowl, without even looking at the menu to see what's in it.
Yuck! It's deep-fried chicken covered in jasmine rice, seaweed, some raw fish, and what looks like a frog testicle. I end up eating it, because I can't let it go to waste. But, damn, is it ever the nastiest thing I ate in my life!
Should I look down and say it?
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I was in a liquor store the other day and I saw a full sized display of those two old guys that used to do the Bartles and Jaymes commercials. Are these guys not dead yet, and if so is it not in extremely poor taste to be using their likeness to sell your alcoholic beverage? I didn't even know they still made B&J Wine Coolers, but I'm pretty sure those two guys kicked the bucket years ago. Shame. Can anybody clear it up? I guess the store could have been using an EXTREMELY old advertising standee, but that seems unlikely.
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Still, Frank and Ed, who starred in Bartles & Jaymes ads from 1985-1991, will be popping up in unexpected places. To kick off the brand's new two-year plan, classic TV ads showing the original salt of the earth spokesmen sitting on their porch are now being seeded across the Web. (To view one of their original spots, click Here.) "Ed took out a second mortgage on his house and wrote to Harvard for an MBA, and we're preparing to enter the wine cooler business," said Frank in one vintage ad. "We will keep you posted on how it's going." Followed by the tag: "Thank you for your support." Also from the original push, Frank and Ed cardboard standees will appear at POP.
Moving forward, auditions to replace the first Frank (played by David Rufkhar, who died in 1996) and Ed (Dick Maugg) are now being held. "It's interesting to have 60 Frank and Eds sitting in a room, especially in the middle of Los Angeles," said Owens.
That is fucking tragic.
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Still, Frank and Ed, who starred in Bartles & Jaymes ads from 1985-1991, will be popping up in unexpected places. To kick off the brand's new two-year plan, classic TV ads showing the original salt of the earth spokesmen sitting on their porch are now being seeded across the Web. (To view one of their original spots, click Here.) "Ed took out a second mortgage on his house and wrote to Harvard for an MBA, and we're preparing to enter the wine cooler business," said Frank in one vintage ad. "We will keep you posted on how it's going." Followed by the tag: "Thank you for your support." Also from the original push, Frank and Ed cardboard standees will appear at POP.
Moving forward, auditions to replace the first Frank (played by David Rufkhar, who died in 1996) and Ed (Dick Maugg) are now being held. "It's interesting to have 60 Frank and Eds sitting in a room, especially in the middle of Los Angeles," said Owens.
That is fucking tragic.
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vynsane wrote:hence the new ad campaign, i guess... it's got you talking...Eternal Padawan wrote:I didn't even know they still made B&J Wine Coolers, but I'm pretty sure those two guys kicked the bucket years ago.
Hey, I'm a teetotaler ( or whatever). I've been dry for 33+ years. Booze campaigns have no effect on me.
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That's the stuff!!
It's the kind of pussy drink that Rob Liefeld LOVES. Sometime's he gets brave and orders an appletini. But the next day he gets a rash on his vagina. Fucking pansy.
It's the kind of pussy drink that Rob Liefeld LOVES. Sometime's he gets brave and orders an appletini. But the next day he gets a rash on his vagina. Fucking pansy.
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YOU WROTE 'I LOVE YOU' I LOVE YOU TOO
I SIT THERE STARING AND THERES NOTHING ELSE TO DO
OH ITS IN YOUR COLOR YOUR HIAR IS BROWN
YOUR EYES ARE HAZEL AND SOFT AS CLOUDS
I OFTEN KISS YOU WHEN THERES NO ONE ELSE
IVE GOT YOUR PICTURE, IVE GOT YOUR PICTURE
I'D LIKE A MILLION OF THEM ALL ROUND MY CELL
I ASKED THE DOCTOR TO TAKE YOUR PICTURE
SO I CAN LOOK AT YOU FROM INSIDE AS WELL
YOU'VE GOT ME TURNING UP AND TURNING DOWN
AND TURNING IN AND TURNING 'ROUND
IM TURNING JAPANESE
I THINK IM TURNING JAPANESE
I REALLY THINK SO (X4)
IVE GOT YOUR PICTURE, IVE GOT YOUR PICTURE
I'D LIKE A MILLION OF THEM ALL ROUND MY CELL
I ASKED THE DOCTOR TO TAKE YOUR PICTURE
SO I CAN LOOK AT YOU FROM INSIDE AS WELL
YOU'VE GOT ME TURNING UP AND TURNING DOWN
AND TURNING IN AND TURNING 'ROUND
IM TURNING JAPANESE
I THINK IM TURNING JAPANESE
I REALLY THINK SO (X4)
NO SEX NO DRUGS NO WINE NO WOMEN
NO FUN NO SIN NO YOU NO WONDER ITS DARK
EVERYONE AROUND ME IS A TOTAL STRANGER
EVERYONE AVOIDS ME LIKE A PSYCHED LONE RANGER
THATS WHY IM TURNING JAPANESE
I THINK IM TURNING JAPANESE
I REALLY THINK SO
IM TURNING JAPANESE
I THINK IM TURNING JAPANESE
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