Baby food

awwww, man, food is awesome...but pooping it out is alot better

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Baby food

Postby anarky » Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:22 pm

Seriously.

Some of it is fucking nasty. I mean, pureed spaghetti? :flush:

On the other hand, I rather like when Anarky Jr won't eat all her pears, or apples, or carrots. Yummy yummy for daddy.
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Postby Slicker » Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:54 am

All of the fruit shit kicks ass. But, like you, the "dinner" ones just seem nasty.
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Postby kidhuman » Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:17 am

Why the fuck is Slick eating baby food? Do you have to petition the Gov't to give them raises? Do they have Baby General Tso's Chicken in Japan?
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Postby Diabolical » Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:22 am

kidhuman wrote:Why the fuck is Slick eating baby food?
I believe its a fetish thing.
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Postby Eternal Padawan » Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:37 pm

All baby food is gross. And expensive. I remember making that trip to the grocery store where you'd buy 50 jars; 3 of this one, 2 of that one, 5 of the other, etc. A whole grocery cart full. And then buying diapers and wipes on top of that. I would cry.
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Postby Rob Liefeld » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:33 am

Stealing food from... a baby? My, Anarky, you are truly... a twisted and heinous no-gooder.

Robin: Be certain to watch this Anarky fellow. If you catch him... in the act of stealing from poor babies again, don't hesitate to take him out... with extreme Bat-prejudice.
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Postby Robin » Tue May 01, 2007 4:39 pm

Holy horrible impersoniations, Batman! Rob Liefeld is trying to steal your identity!!!

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Postby Eternal Padawan » Tue May 01, 2007 5:10 pm

Thankfully DC never let Rob near any of their Batman books. Can you imagine the Dark Knight drawn by that ass clown?? The horror...the horror...
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Postby anarky » Tue May 01, 2007 8:00 pm

Are you 100% sure about that. I could've sworn he did Green Arrow.

Wait, that was "Shaft" in Youngblood. Never mind.
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Postby Batman » Tue May 01, 2007 8:46 pm

Ah, Robin, old chum... you'll find my identity a bit... harder to steal than your pants.

Speaking of which, I still have not figured out what vile miscreant stole your pants. I'll <snicker> plug the information into the <chuckle> Bat-computer and let you know what I find.
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Postby Eternal Padawan » Wed May 02, 2007 10:46 am

anarky wrote:Are you 100% sure about that. I could've sworn he did Green Arrow.

Wait, that was "Shaft" in Youngblood. Never mind.



Well, he's done DC before. His first attention grabbing book was the Hawk & Dove Limited Series back in the late 80's. And he recently did a Teen Titans two parter. Probably stuff in between. But I don't think he's ever been allowed to sully Batman with an artistic...interpretation.
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Postby Double_G » Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:23 pm

I remember eating baby food. The fruit ones really are the best. My favorite was peach.
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Postby Antropov » Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:12 am

I'm glad we're done with that baby food nonsense. Now if they don't like what Mrs. Solo made for dinner it's too fuckin' bad for them. Go to bed hungry, muthafucka!

Or wait til Mom or Dad are done and we'll make you some mac and cheese and a hot dog.

Really though, it's so much easier now that we just slap them in their high chairs and cut up for them the same thing we're having. It actually gets me and Colette to eat better, since we're not about shoving greasy shit down the Bean's gullets.
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Postby vynsane » Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:41 am

the little one in our household is on solids now for a good couple of months. the mrs. is making all the baby food at home, so we know it's good stuff... we joined a community supported agriculture farm and get all the stuff fresh and she processes it, bags it and freezes it. it's SOOO much cheaper than buying the gerber BS and a lot more natural stuff, too.

the baby LOVES spinach!
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Postby captain funtime » Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:49 pm

CaptainSolo1138 wrote:I'm glad we're done with that baby food nonsense. Now if they don't like what Mrs. Solo made for dinner it's too fuckin' bad for them. Go to bed hungry, muthafucka!

Or wait til Mom or Dad are done and we'll make you some mac and cheese and a hot dog.

Really though, it's so much easier now that we just slap them in their high chairs and cut up for them the same thing we're having. It actually gets me and Colette to eat better, since we're not about shoving greasy shit down the Bean's gullets.


You probably feed them cock sandwichs and tell them its a hot dog. Fuckin Queer


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