the OFFICIAL bacon thread...

awwww, man, food is awesome...but pooping it out is alot better

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Jem is truly outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous.
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3 Years Later...


THE FUTURE IS NOW!





BACON IN A CAN!

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FUUUUUUUUUCK
Vince, NO!!!!!

I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
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My thoughts exactly.
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yeah eh?? I tried to think of something but my brain kept whistling "FUUUUUUUCK" so I went with it :mabs:
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I do not think that is a way in which I would enjoy bacon.
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THIS makes the bacon somehow look less frightening (safe for work BTW)
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The canned bacon looks better than the typical field rations to me. Trust me, when you are hungry and have no other options, you'll eat it. Put it this way: MREs have a pita-like bread in them. The shelf life for an MRE is something like 10 years.

One of the meals that has the bread in them is sort of a salsibury steak. What you do is get another piece of bread from another meal, and use the bag of cheeze whiz and make yourself a cheese burger. Man, I'm glad I got out of the military.
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I just checked myspace and their front page is littered/whored with ads for Wendy's.
Why does this matter? The background image is BACON!

It may not last, but here is the background image (an awesome wallpaper?):
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oh shit! i noticed that too! except, the bacon background pic doesn't really do the bacon justice. i saw it on myspace and it took me a minute to realise that it was bacon. it doesn't really look like bacon. at first i thought it was a close-up of Seven's happy time bits, but i didn't see any of my Lee press-on nails lodged anywhere. and then i saw the advertisement for the new baconator and i put 2 and 2 together.
though, if you ask me, a strip of Seven's beef snail is more tasty than a strip of bacon, and it's twice as salty.
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Are you saying that Seven's naughty parts shall be refered to as her bacon strip and the bacon bits?
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Bac-O-bits...
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RoIIo Tomassi wrote:Bac-O-bits...
Bac-O-nips?
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bacunt. bacina. vacon. cunnilincon. bacilincon. cunnilbaconator. bacuntator.
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"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
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