Most ladies would be in awe of his "probe", but that's small time for some folk.mabudon wrote:Elf literally threw my brand-new Deuce at the FLOOR today claiming he was not equal to the POTF2 version... several tense moments ensued
The mother fucking Deuce is loose ! ! !
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I'd say a spanking is in order.
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Or it could be time for another 40 pounder of vodka.....
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I'm inspired to take one of the plastic road cones from the guys' little fire station playset and affix it to the Deuce's left arm.
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Maybe the Deuce should use that probe...for probing...certain areas...as "punishment"...
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
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Punishment with Pleasure ? :21B:
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Today is a momentous day - I've finally been blessed with a Deuce of my own!
Two things:
Why did Hasblow have to stop making coins before Deuce? How fucking would that have been to be able to carry a Deuce coin around?
Either the toy or package is wrong. On the package Deuce has a right-handed probe (with a right-sided lapel thingy). The figure has the reverse...tHIS aM nOT pOSSIBLY bIZZARO dEUCE!
Someone should totally bring this up at the Hasblow Q&A elsewhere.
Two things:
Why did Hasblow have to stop making coins before Deuce? How fucking would that have been to be able to carry a Deuce coin around?
Either the toy or package is wrong. On the package Deuce has a right-handed probe (with a right-sided lapel thingy). The figure has the reverse...tHIS aM nOT pOSSIBLY bIZZARO dEUCE!
Someone should totally bring this up at the Hasblow Q&A elsewhere.
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
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Geez, it's about time you join the ranks foo! What in blazes took you so long?Diabolical wrote:Today is a momentous day - I've finally been blessed with a Deuce of my own!
Two things:
Why did Hasblow have to stop making coins before Deuce? How fucking would that have been to be able to carry a Deuce coin around?
Either the toy or package is wrong. On the package Deuce has a right-handed probe (with a right-sided lapel thingy). The figure has the reverse...tHIS aM nOT pOSSIBLY bIZZARO dEUCE!
Someone should totally bring this up at the Hasblow Q&A elsewhere.
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Oh the Deuce...he was quite the elusive one.Seven wrote:Geez, it's about time you join the ranks foo! What in blazes took you so long?
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
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That probe makes him a popular individual.Diabolical wrote:Oh the Deuce...he was quite the elusive one.Seven wrote:Geez, it's about time you join the ranks foo! What in blazes took you so long?
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The figure is correct. The image on the card was flipped, presumably so you could see his probe thing.Diabolical wrote:Either the toy or package is wrong. On the package Deuce has a right-handed probe (with a right-sided lapel thingy). The figure has the reverse...tHIS aM nOT pOSSIBLY bIZZARO dEUCE!
Someone should totally bring this up at the Hasblow Q&A elsewhere.
Shit. I can't think of a good signature.
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preview clip for Take Care Sir, nothin fancy- I FINALLY figured out the ridiculous method I'm gonna have to use to get video working, me and Elf are gonna work all day on it so as to hopefully be uploading it by tonight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90P_HnPdhoI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90P_HnPdhoI
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I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
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The anticipation is killing me. Good luck, sir.
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just as a primer i watched the original with julia and she was laughing like crazy. children are awesome.
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Holy fuck!!! The Deuciness of that video made my monitor explode!!!
Shit. I can't think of a good signature.