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1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 on the little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward: NAIVE.
2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
3. If four out of five people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one actually enjoys it?
4. Why do we say something is out-of-whack? What's a whack?
5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
6. Why is the man who invests your money called a broker?
7. Why do croutons come in air-tight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
8. If lawyers are disbarred and clergy persons are defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians are delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
9. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
10.. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
11. If American mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, ever wonder what Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
12.. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mail carriers can look for them while they deliver the mail?
13. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
14. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive
2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
3. If four out of five people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one actually enjoys it?
4. Why do we say something is out-of-whack? What's a whack?
5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
6. Why is the man who invests your money called a broker?
7. Why do croutons come in air-tight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
8. If lawyers are disbarred and clergy persons are defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians are delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
9. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
10.. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
11. If American mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, ever wonder what Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
12.. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mail carriers can look for them while they deliver the mail?
13. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
14. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Tasia Salad</i>
<br />1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 on the little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward: NAIVE.
2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
3. If four out of five people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one actually enjoys it?
4. Why do we say something is out-of-whack? What's a whack?
5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
6. Why is the man who invests your money called a broker?
7. Why do croutons come in air-tight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
8. If lawyers are disbarred and clergy persons are defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians are delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
9. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
10.. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
11. If American mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, ever wonder what Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
12.. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mail carriers can look for them while they deliver the mail?
13. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
14. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive
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make a book of that! make three hundred five thousand and ninty three more of those!
<br />1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 on the little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward: NAIVE.
2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
3. If four out of five people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one actually enjoys it?
4. Why do we say something is out-of-whack? What's a whack?
5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
6. Why is the man who invests your money called a broker?
7. Why do croutons come in air-tight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
8. If lawyers are disbarred and clergy persons are defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians are delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
9. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
10.. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
11. If American mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, ever wonder what Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
12.. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mail carriers can look for them while they deliver the mail?
13. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
14. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive
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make a book of that! make three hundred five thousand and ninty three more of those!
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by CaptainSolo1138</i>
<br />Wow, that was hilarious. Where do you come up with such ground-breaking material?[roll]
I really hope that the recent influx of n00bs is someone from the other site. That way I can just chalk it up to "missing the joke".
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it wasn't a joke assfucker...
<br />Wow, that was hilarious. Where do you come up with such ground-breaking material?[roll]
I really hope that the recent influx of n00bs is someone from the other site. That way I can just chalk it up to "missing the joke".
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it wasn't a joke assfucker...