Inappropriate Comedy Routine
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- Negative Boy
- knightrider
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Inappropriate Comedy Routine
A place where we can put together a comedy routine that everyone finds offensive.
Hey! What's up with the dating double standard. When you get in a fight with your girlfriend, she can withhold sex, but you aren't allowed to punch her in the face! What's up with that? Amiright?
If they don't want you having sex with children, why'd they come up with a word for it? Huh? HUH? Amiright?
Don't you hate when you get on a plane and the stewardess doesn't make your martini the right way and then you're all "Bitch, I will fucking KILL YOU." and then they're all like 'sir you'll have to exit the aircraft' pffft. I mean, what's THAT all about? Amiright?
So. AIDS is pretty funny right? (I don't have a punch line for this one yet. AIDS just cracks me up)
Hey! What's up with the dating double standard. When you get in a fight with your girlfriend, she can withhold sex, but you aren't allowed to punch her in the face! What's up with that? Amiright?
If they don't want you having sex with children, why'd they come up with a word for it? Huh? HUH? Amiright?
Don't you hate when you get on a plane and the stewardess doesn't make your martini the right way and then you're all "Bitch, I will fucking KILL YOU." and then they're all like 'sir you'll have to exit the aircraft' pffft. I mean, what's THAT all about? Amiright?
So. AIDS is pretty funny right? (I don't have a punch line for this one yet. AIDS just cracks me up)
GOD! That is so STUPID!! You are WRONG!!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
- Negative Boy
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What do you call an erotic dancer with a spinal disease?
Stripper Polio! Hah! Get it? "Pole"io?
Well, actually you call her Lorraine. She works at Jubblies. Which is about a half mile from the Newark Airport. God bless her. She tries hard. What a champ.
Stripper Polio! Hah! Get it? "Pole"io?
Well, actually you call her Lorraine. She works at Jubblies. Which is about a half mile from the Newark Airport. God bless her. She tries hard. What a champ.
GOD! That is so STUPID!! You are WRONG!!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
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- sloth
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why doesn't jesus christ eat peanuts? because he has holes in his hands.
- Negative Boy
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I thought it was because his dad forbid him having nuts in his mouth.
GOD! That is so STUPID!! You are WRONG!!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
- Ed McMahon
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HeyO!! Heh! Heh!Negative Boy wrote:I thought it was because his dad forbid him having nuts in his mouth.
You are correct, sir!
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- sloth
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a peanut is not actually a nut! it is a pulse and belongs in the legume family along with peas, beans & lentils. peanuts grow under the ground, not on trees.
back to the comedy...
When Monica Lewinsky only said, "a high government official", not only did the FBI check Monica's clothes for DNA evidence but also splinters. -- That's an Al Gore joke folks.
back to the comedy...
When Monica Lewinsky only said, "a high government official", not only did the FBI check Monica's clothes for DNA evidence but also splinters. -- That's an Al Gore joke folks.
- Double Gs Daddy
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SPEAKIN' O BEANS, WHADDYA CALL AN UNDOCUMENTED BEAN PICKER FROM MEXICO WORKING IN FIELDS IN MISSOURAH?
GIVE UP? PEDRO!! HAW HAW!!
WAIT. DID I TELL THAT WRONG? WHADDYA CALL A MEXICAN BEAN PICKER? NO. WAITASEC. WHADDYA CALL A GUY NAMED PEDRO...AW FUCK. THAT T'AINT IT NEITHER.
ANYWAYS, IT'S A JOKE WHAT MAKES FUN O' BEANERS.
GIVE UP? PEDRO!! HAW HAW!!
WAIT. DID I TELL THAT WRONG? WHADDYA CALL A MEXICAN BEAN PICKER? NO. WAITASEC. WHADDYA CALL A GUY NAMED PEDRO...AW FUCK. THAT T'AINT IT NEITHER.
ANYWAYS, IT'S A JOKE WHAT MAKES FUN O' BEANERS.
Boy! Bring me the pork rinds! BUURRRRRP!