Why is Wanda Sykes not the highest-paid comedian alive?

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Why is Wanda Sykes not the highest-paid comedian alive?

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I'm not talking about her at the Press Dinner this weekend, which was largely political. The woman is possibly the funniest comedian around. Why is she always such a b-lister?
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She's funny on New Adventures of Old Christine, and I vaguely remember her old sitcom from years ago, but I don't really know any of her other stuff. Do you have any good clips or anything?
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Because, with the exception of the Crank Yankers "Turd In The Backseat" sketch, she isn't funny. At all.
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Because she's a fucking libtard, and, therefore, is too goddamn lazy to make money. She's too busy mooching off the welfare system and popping out anchor babies.
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Ben, she is a lesbian...I highly doubt she is popping out anchor babies.
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Hey, Sleazer, if you don't like America, then GET OUT!! We don't need your liberal scum here.
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