Michael Richards' new shtick
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Michael Richards' new shtick
This is some really funny shit here. I saw video online after hearing some of those politically correct pussies bitch about it on the news. Man, the guy hasn't lost it. This is easily the funniest thing I've seen in years. I'm glad he has the balls to say what we're all thinking. "Fifty years ago, I'd've strung you up from a tree!" That's classic, man. Fuckin' classic.
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Here's what I find funny:
Paul Rodriguez owns the club, and he banned Mr Richards. . . but only after he'd performed another night. Sounds like someone decided to jump on the backlash bandwagon a day late.
Also funny is the clip of Rodriguez that they keep showing, where he says, "And I kept expecting the punchline, and the punchline never came," or something like that. Ha ha, bitch! Now you know how the rest of us feel when watching you, you putz.
Paul Rodriguez owns the club, and he banned Mr Richards. . . but only after he'd performed another night. Sounds like someone decided to jump on the backlash bandwagon a day late.
Also funny is the clip of Rodriguez that they keep showing, where he says, "And I kept expecting the punchline, and the punchline never came," or something like that. Ha ha, bitch! Now you know how the rest of us feel when watching you, you putz.
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So apparently Andy Dick dropped the same "n-bomb" and is having to apologize for it.
Why is this not news?
Is it because Michael Richards is funny, but people would rather eat their own excrement out of a fat man's butthole than listen to Andy Dick?
Why is this not news?
Is it because Michael Richards is funny, but people would rather eat their own excrement out of a fat man's butthole than listen to Andy Dick?
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Ironically, if Andy Dick had pulled that stunt BEFORE Richards, everybody would've just said "That's Andy being Andy" and no further mention of it. Now he has to apologize for doing what he has always done.
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I saw last night "The Switch" episode of Seinfeld all the way through for the very first time. Where Jerry is dating a girl who doesn't laugh, and suggests a menage-a-trois so he can date her roommate instead, and where we first learn Kramer's first name. (I think I have a new favorite. Well, maybe. It's tough to top the Jerk Store.)
Fuck it, this guy can call me a honkey to my face and then shit in his hand and smear it all over my windshield. I'll still laugh at him. He is seriously one funny motherfucker, psychotic racist tirade or no.
Fuck it, this guy can call me a honkey to my face and then shit in his hand and smear it all over my windshield. I'll still laugh at him. He is seriously one funny motherfucker, psychotic racist tirade or no.
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Nosah! Noway! Dat honky fucker ain't nobodies funnyman nohow!! Sho' is a bad day when a white man can say de nasty t'ings about de black man, but de black man can't have his way wit de white woman even if she ain't in da mood. I be talking to you, Jessica Alba!!
"'dat sho' look like a tasty stack o' pancakes!!"