A second look at classic song lyrics

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A second look at classic song lyrics

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Or...wait, what did he just say?

There have been a few lyrics in oldies that always sounded creepy to me. Apparently others have noticed these before, but I had never heard about 'em.

"Jailhouse Rock" by Elvis Presley (most notably)
Number forty-seven said to number three:
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me."
Hmmm, it was the late '50s, so it must be about a co-ed jail, right?

"Good Lovin'" by Tommy James and the Shondells
I was feeling so bad
I asked my family doctor just what I had
I said, "Doctor (doctor)
Mr. M.D (doctor)
Now can you tell me, tell me, tell me
What's ailing me?" (doctor)

He said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Indeed, all you really need is
Good lovin
Basically the doctor is telling him he need to get some pussy.

"Young Girl" by Gary Puckett
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl,
You're much too young, girl
Obviously really fucking creepy.
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Wow. Never thought about the lyrics to "Good Lovin'" before. The Jailhouse Rock thing sounded familiar, which lead me to finding this.
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From NWA's "I'd Rather Fuck You"
I'd rather fuck with you all day and night 'cuz your pussy's good
I think that might be a double entendre about sex there...
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