Winter Cunterland

uh, y'know, the sounds that sound good together... sometimes... and sometimes sounds like the disgusting "squish squish" sound Slicker's mom makes whenever she walks

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Winter Cunterland

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i started writing this song. but then i got shitfaced with susan boyle and the ghost of burgess meredith and we had this insane three-way fuckfest and i forgot what i'd composed. so don't look for it here, or you can go fuck yourself.

god damn, i can't believe i sucked susan boyle's dick.
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Zaphod wrote:god damn, i can't believe i sucked susan boyle's dick.
Okay, I must admit that this made me chuckle.
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The ghost of Burgess Meredith?

You lucky fuck.

EDIT. Waitaminnit. If Susan Boyle had a penis, and I KNOW Burgess had a penis. And I'm presuming Zaphod had a penis.

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