i started writing this song. but then i got shitfaced with susan boyle and the ghost of burgess meredith and we had this insane three-way fuckfest and i forgot what i'd composed. so don't look for it here, or you can go fuck yourself.
god damn, i can't believe i sucked susan boyle's dick.
Winter Cunterland
Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons
- anarky
- sometimes not actually existing
- Posts: 17590
- Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:50 pm
- Location: Fucking shit up, yo!
Re: Winter Cunterland
Okay, I must admit that this made me chuckle.Zaphod wrote:god damn, i can't believe i sucked susan boyle's dick.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
- Rollo Tomassi
- I HAVE THE POWER!!!
- Posts: 3000
- Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:40 pm
- Location: In a Long Box, bagged and boarded
Re: Winter Cunterland
The ghost of Burgess Meredith?
You lucky fuck.
EDIT. Waitaminnit. If Susan Boyle had a penis, and I KNOW Burgess had a penis. And I'm presuming Zaphod had a penis.
Where does the cunt in Cunterland come in?
You lucky fuck.
EDIT. Waitaminnit. If Susan Boyle had a penis, and I KNOW Burgess had a penis. And I'm presuming Zaphod had a penis.
Where does the cunt in Cunterland come in?
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!" -- Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie