i'm starting my rap career
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- Zaphod
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i'm starting my rap career
my rap name will be m.c. creamytits.
rollo tomassi and antropov will be my posse. all the rest of you will be my bitches and/or hos.
my first song will be a cover of tiny tim's "tip toe through the tulips with me." it will sell a million copies overnight. i will take my baths in champagne (but the cheap shit, because i'm not stupid). then i will pop caps in fiddy cent. not to prove i'm hard, but because he's a fuckhead.
rollo tomassi and antropov will be my posse. all the rest of you will be my bitches and/or hos.
my first song will be a cover of tiny tim's "tip toe through the tulips with me." it will sell a million copies overnight. i will take my baths in champagne (but the cheap shit, because i'm not stupid). then i will pop caps in fiddy cent. not to prove i'm hard, but because he's a fuckhead.
- anarky
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Re: i'm starting my rap career
Are you saying we ain't shit but hoes and tricks?
This will not go unanswered!!
This will not go unanswered!!
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- Rollo Tomassi
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Re: i'm starting my rap career
I'm not sure I'd make a very good 'posse' person. They're usually sycophants, yes men and hangers-on, and I'd be constantly reminding you how much you suck ass.
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!" -- Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie
- anarky
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Re: i'm starting my rap career
I just know I'd jack his ass like a looter in a riot.
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- anarky
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Re: i'm starting my rap career
Hey, Zaphod! What did the five fingers say to the face?
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- Tom Foolery
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Re: i'm starting my rap career
CHARLAY MURPHAH!!!!
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Re: i'm starting my rap career
Over a decade later and that is still hilarious.
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